The revolution begins - ZINDEE.COM !

Zindawha' ?

Zindee.com baby. Yes, its going to be the next best thing since toilet paper. It will give you an orgasm like never before. No, its not porn. well, maybe not yet.

Its actually a domain name i purchased. I got the inspiration for this domain from Star Trek: Enterprise. In the 3rd season, Captain Archer and crew go on this incredible journey to seek out this alien species, that threatens to decimate the entire human civilisation. Keep in mind, that in this series Enterprise, is actually pre-Captain Kirk and his philandeering ways. The damned ship didnt even have shields. Transporters were just developed and humans didnt trust the damn technology. Heck, even their phasers couldnt even kill a rat. And to top it all, the entire season 3 was one big long story arc about this.


Oh, before i forget, the alien species was called Xindi. Geez, this is what happens when i start talking about Star Trek and all things sci-fi. I stray off topic, just like a teenage girl having a conversation with her teenage girl best friend.

Anyway, enough about Star Trek..for now.

Zin me up baby!

I haven't really decided what to do with this domain. I've already got free hosting, as its one of the perks of working IN a hosting company. *cue for evil laughter*

I had a few types of servers/hosting types to choose from, like Windows, Linux, Plesk or even Plesk VPS. But i decided for the Plesk. I do a lot of troubleshooting work for my Plesk customers, hence, i think i know it quite well.

When i say 'a lot of troubleshooting', i don't mean that the software itself is problematic or buggy. It just means that customers are dumb.

For example, Dumbass Customer 1 (lets call him DC1) calls up and asks all sorts of silly question, when infact, all he had to do to get the answers was simply click the 'help' button. Really, the help function in Plesk is all one needs. Perhaps he had gotten numb to the word help. As Malaysians, we always think that when someone asks for help from us, some where in the back of our minds, in the far reaches of consciousness, there is a "department" that goes into overdrive, thinking how this person is just going to screw up over for all the help we've given them.

Maybe help should simply be changed to "before you call tech support, click here. IGNORANT RETARD!"

Hmm, maybe it would be better if everything before the word "..here." was left out. The remaining portion is quite sufficient.

Anyways, DC1 then asks something totally moronic, "How do i upload my files, please show me step by step oh wise tech support person, as i am a moron of galactic porportions".

In the spirit of kindness and all that is good and sweet smelling, i reply him, "You piece of cow dung, what do you think the button called 'upload' means?"

DC1 "Thank you oh Thank you great master. You are truly strong in the Force. I bow to your bungholio"

Me "Yah yah ya.quit your whining you fool. Your mama so fat, that when she farted she launched herself into orbit. Bye and have a nice day!"


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So what do i do with my new domain? I need to sit and properly think this though. I'm very excited to have a piece of my own on the net, but i'm sorta excited over nothing...literally. So far, i've got a few ideas:

1. Post naked pictures of my butt
2. Install a blog software and blog from there (that means this current blog will be discontinued)
3. Sell something. I dont know what yet. Maybe i can sell naked pictures of my butt. Hmm, maybe not, i might attrack gays and women with strapons.
4. Start an online community. I dont know what kind though. Maybe something for me and my friends.
5. Just leave it empty, and wait for someone to offer me $5,000,000 for it.



Decisions decisions....