October 05, 2008


Last post was crap attempt to write something poetic or resembling lyrics for a song. Its crap i know. Be prepared for more crappy attempts. You have been warned.

Dreamy Eyes

Starlight radiates from her eyes,
Can't help paying the price,
Living for her nights,
Wishing for her body,
I'll promise to keep you,
Till the end of time
I'll pray to be together,
Till the day i die,
Death is my escape,
For the event i despise,
Save me from this event,
Make love your covenant.
I'm paying the price,
For gazing into her eyes.

October 03, 2008

Princess Leia Slave Costume!

Oh wow. I'd so drool over any woman that wears this.

Guys, get your girlfriends to wear this on your birthdays.

Girls, this is the ultimate geek fantasy. And its only $54.99. You can't go wrong with this.

September 13, 2008

BN: Barisan Ningkampoop

RPK arrested under ISA. Not shocking at all. As RPK himself said, it was expected. But something else really shocked me.

Last night, my brother informed me that the Sin Chew Daily News journalist Tan Hoon Cheng was ALSO arrested under ISA. I don't need to explain why. Then DAP MP Teresa Kok was ALSO arrested.

The reaction inside me was "What the fuck?" . I'm sure everyone else is thinking the same. Maybe even saying it out loud.

Making sense of floating pigs

If i was BN, then arresting RPK makes some sense because his website is less likely to spill dirt on my corrupt organization through his website. Sure i'll get some flak from the opposition and the 'rakyat', but they don't mean shit, and can't change how we run the country. Heck, we've been doing it for 50 years, and we are right. It doesn't matter if someone else continues to update Malaysia Today on my dirt. Point is, i arrested RPK. Let me grab my balls and pump my fists in the air...wooot!

If i was BN, then arresting Ms. Tan makes sense because she write articles about my party members, who openly say that 'chinese are immigrants' and deserve no rights. Yes, this is a crime of the highest degree...and only bested by consentual anal sex.

If i was BN, then arresting YB Teresa Kok makes sense because she was ACCUSED of asking mosque's to tone down their loud speakers by former Selangor Mentri Besar Datuk Khir Toyo. Umno-owned Utusan Malaysia printed this report even though YB denied all the allegations. Yes, this makes sense, because if my party member accuses you of something, then you are deffinately wrong, and you deffinately did it. You are guilty! Don't bother denying it cause my paper will publish it, and once published, its the truth.

Wait, there's nothing blocking my view but a fat cow politician

Hmm, after writing all that, i must say, i totally do not agree with myself. Perhaps our esteemed PM can bring light to the reasons for their arrests. Perhaps they can be actually charged in a real court, and if PM really believes them to be guilty, then the truth will vindicate him!

Alas, this will never happen..its the ISA la macha...they can put your ass in jail for how long the fuck they want, for whatever the fuck reason they want. And the cherry on the cake, is that they don't have to explain.

All in all, we the rakyat should be honoured to have such a powerful party leading the country......into the dumps. All hail Barisan Ningkampoop!

P.S. Oh Brother Anwar, where art thou coming into power?

September 09, 2008

Hello blog! Long time no see!

Its been almost a year (11 months++) since i've properly blogged.

The reason i neglected my blogging is because all my attention and energies was redirected to something else. I didn't feel the need to rant and whine as much as i used to. On the flip side of things, it has been mentioned to me before that my writing was interesting and funny to read.

Have to admit, it made me feel good to hear that, but still, didn't motivate enough to continue writing.

Well, here i am again, ranting and whining. Rant rant. Whine Whine. Ahmad Ismail is a whore, who should be diliwat-ed by a horde of pigs.

Do i still have any readers left? :)

September 02, 2008

No Surprises

i'll take the quiet life. i'll take carbon monoxcide. karma police is out to get me.


She lives with a broken mind, crumbles and burns. if i could be all that she wanted, i would.
It wears me out, all these running. It wears me out.

I've lost it. Lost it and my direction. I need time, time which i don't have. Its a race to get back to normality.

How can it feel this wrong. From that moment, how can it feel this wrong.

I got nobody on my side, and surely that ain't right. Surely.

I'm fighting a war with something inside.

All i want is uncomplicated, simplistic and pure. But its the hardest thing in the world to find. If you have found it, spend an eternity giving thanks and praising the heavens for their generosity.

September 01, 2008


Empty and numb. I need to get away. Find a way. Find my way. Find my reason for being.

October 02, 2007

Radiohead lets fans decide pricing for new album

I'm truly shocked, but extremely pleased about this. Radiohead, who constantly refuse to evolve, refuse to be categorized and never conforms to the norms of society, have once again shocked every one (notably those big labels in the music industry).

Radiohead is letting their fans purchase their latest album, In-rainbows, directly from their store for a fixed price of £40.00 INCLUDING POSTAGE. That roughly equates to RM240. Thats a bit too much moolah to spend on a Radiohead CD, so i'll pick the second choice, which is to download the album.

Now this is where it gets interesting. Radiohead is letting the buyer decide how much they want to pay.

No, you are not dreaming. You decide how much you want to pay. No hidden costs bla bla bla.
Radiohead! I love you guys!!!!

I'm paying £6.00 for the album. Cool!