May 17, 2005

Why I Hate Cats.

Its because they creep into my house as if they own it. On its own, my first point kinda shows how dumb these creatures are....because i've got 3 dogs. Any cat with half a nose should be able to smell the dogs, let alone the dogs shit.

And then, next, when they still creep in, the proceed to antagonize the dogs by hissing away in a hissy kinda tone. As if that can scare a fly.

Well, the next thing is obvious, as the dogs corner the dumb ass pussy cat into a corner and what proceeds is an almighty barking+hissing contest between the dogs and the cat.

But being the kind people that we are, we put the dogs in the kennel, and the maid scoops up the cat (ironically..with the shit scooper) and lets the cat out into the neighbours house.

All this at 6.20am in the morning.... haih.... cats....

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