My loveable canine friends

Is it all dogs are just great loveable creatures, or that i've been blessed with truly wacky loveable mutts?

Whatever it is, life has been a bit more interesting thanks to these furry creatures. They've all become part of the family, even inheriting the family name. I think my home will be really bored if we never kept dogs. Its sad that they don't have lifespans as long as us. I always thought Butch would be with me forever.




This is Dee Dee. Don't let you eyes deceive. She's not an overgrown white mouse with a red collar. She really is a dog.

She's only been with us nearly 2 years now. She's about that age also. My aunt saw this little white pup, stranded in the middle of a road. She rescued it and gave it to me. Some of my cousins said she's the ugliest dog they've ever seen, but i disagree. I think she's the cutest thing on 4 legs. If only she wasnt such a destroyer of things. Did i mention that she seems to be perpertually on ecstasy or something? She should be the mascot for Energizer batteries.




This brown mutt is Bizkit. The name was derived from the group Limp Bizkit. I actually got this freak from Nilai (used to study there).

He used to come to our house and my neighbours house a lot, but he was always limping, hence the name Limp Bizkit. Anyways, after we starting taking care of him, feeding him, the limp dissapeared, so we we forced to discard the 'Limp'. Then came the semester break, which was 2 weeks. During this time, everyone goes back to their home town and shit (i've never met any students in Nilai who were actually from Nilai). Seeing as how he was going to be on his own for 2 weeks, which i thought was rather cruel, i decided to bring him home. Went with my dad to Nilai, gave him a pre-car trip bathe and stuffed his butt into the car.

Now, i think Bizkit had a rather interesting 'childhood' in Nilai. We once saw him take part in an orgy. No shit. Really. Dogs just fucking. But it was a gay orgy. Fracking hell. They would like take turns and shit.

Friend: " hey guys, check this out...Bizkit's fucking a bitch"
Friend2: "wtf. its an orgy"
Me: "Bastards a player"
Friend: "Looks like he's done. 30second man"
Me: "Hmm, why's the bitch getting on Bizkit?"
Friend2: "That bitch has got a dick man"
ALL: Fuck..

(events were dramatized for added suspense and profanity, whatever that means)

Anyway, he aint gay no more. Now he just chases Dee Dee around. Or maybe he's a bisexual dog. Its funny watching them. Dee Dee thinks he's playing. Seeing as how she's been spayed, i guess she doesnt have those 'horny' tendencies. Must be mental torture for Bizkit. Hasn't gotten laid in a while. Poor bastard. Haha! Well, i'm sure he got enough action during his Nilai days.