What word comes to mind when i say "George Bush"? There's only one word that springs to mine. It starts with a capitol "I".
Was watching CNN this morning. WHY WHY WHY? More American crap, in the form of news. I thought the sports section would be much better, but then they started showing American Rugby, oops, i meant American Soccer, oops, i meant American Football.
The highlight of the sports section was a press conference being held with an NFL coach. One of the reporters asked him something like what is the difference between 'football' and soccer. Well, the genius of a coach proceeded to say how 'football' was a team sport because of the helmets. His rationale was that by wearing the helmets, everyone on the field became the same. Just players who were part of the team. They were undistinguishable from the rest.
Ok, anyone else offended by this blatant sillyness? I am. Silly people offend me.
Mr. Coach, helmets dont make players into team players. Any one with a hot head and an attitude with dumb ass coach like you can wear the fucking helmet and STILL run about the pitch like he was the best thing since hot dogs.
What about other team sports? Hockey. Football aka "what you americans call soccer". Basketball. You telling me those arent team sports? You telling me those are less of a team sport that American Rugby...damnit...i mean American Football.
By the way, why da fuck do americans call it Football? 90% of the time during the game, the ball is held between yer armpits. At least in what the rest of the world calls Football, we actually use our feet 90% of the time to kick the ball!
*sigh* Americans. I blame Hitler and the Japs for us having to endure this suffering. Hitler for starting that fucked up War, and Japan for butting in and waking up the sleeping giant that is the United States. Now the damned overweight giant doesnt wanna go back to sleep, but instead is hell bent on killing us with McDonalds and high fuel prices.
One thing Americans do well though, is making damned good tv shows. And these past few years, good sci-fi shows are increasing! To name a few:
- Invasion
- Battlestar Galactica
- Stargate Atlantis
The wraith arrived at Atlantis, and requested to form an alliance of sorts. The wraith will give Weir and her crew, shield and jamming frequencies for all known Wraith hive cruisers. In exchange, the wraith want the retro-virus that Dr.Beckett has been developing.
This was too good to be true. The wraith using the retro virus to turn other wraiths into humans so that they can be fed upon. Talk about sicko cannibalizm. Sick man. But off course, in the end, this was never their plan, and the wraith somehow gets information on Earth's location.
Now, they have a NEW rich feeding ground. Fuck. If you're wondering why i went Fuck, thats because the wraith feed on humanoids. I wouldnt mind so much if the wraith were a bunch of naked bootylicious babes. Naked bootylicious babes can feed on my soul anytime. But they arent. They look like this:
I take it back sweetheart, you look just fine as a red!
Yea, sure he looks cool now. He wont look so cool when he's suckin the life outta you.
He's experiencing indigestion. Im guessing George Bush didnt go down too well.
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