What the fuck happened to me?

I have changed. Im not the same person i used to be. I wake up at 7.30am everyday now, even on Saturdays when i have no work! I actually enjoy working and taking part in the rat race. I have secret desires of changing the world. I feel like exercising all the time. Unpaid bills eat at my soul. Going and redoing an entire 3 parts of somekinda self-developement course actually doesnt sound too bad....

Goodness gracious me! I've been taken over by a responsible hardworking man! argh!

Hmm, is changing from a lazy 'not-a-care-in-the-world' sleepy-assed bum to an energetic hardworking workaholic qualify me to join the X-Men? Don'y be surpised if you see a new character in X3, yours truly...Mr.Hardworking! My mutant skills are :

1. The ability to wake evil mutants up at 7.30am everyday, including Sundays
2. Able to make them do exercises
3. And the ability to enroll and re-enroll them into self developement courses.

Magneto is in for an ass-whooping...