January 09, 2006

My personal code of ethics


I hereby declare that the following points are going to be my personal code of ethics for the rest of my life. I will strive to have more meaning in life to the people around me, as compared to an amoeba.

1. I have iron will
2. I do not Procrastinate
3. I am loving
4. I am the most fucking punctual bipedal organism on this earth!

If you notice me breaking any of this ethics, pls feel free to violently pluck out my nostril hairs.

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