Michael Owen? Man United?

HAHAHAH! There he is laughing out loud to.

Seriously, you journalists out there. Do you people even understand what you write? Michael Owen was from Liverpool. Just because he jumped ship to go to Real Madrid, doesnt mean he has forgotten his blood lines.

NEVER i say...NEVER, for i shall chop of muh beloved manlyhood if Mr.Owen does go to Man Utd. *sigh*, just goes to show the desperation level of Man Yoo and their fans. I bet they wished Owen would come. And the best midfielder in the world, Steven "40 yards" Gerrard. Ok, perhaps Lampard shades him, but thats only because he plays with very good players week in week out. A Gerrard surrounded by very good players will be 10 times better than Lampard.