Why me? Because.

What?

2008-10-05T10:41:00.001+08:00

Last post was crap attempt to write something poetic or resembling lyrics for a song. Its crap i know. Be prepared for more crappy attempts. You have been warned.

Dreamy Eyes

2008-10-05T04:37:00.002+08:00

Starlight radiates from her eyes,
Can't help paying the price,
Living for her nights,
Wishing for her body,
I'll promise to keep you,
Till the end of time
I'll pray to be together,
Till the day i die,
Death is my escape,
For the event i despise,
Save me from this event,
Make love your covenant.
I'm paying the price,
For gazing into her eyes.

Princess Leia Slave Costume!

2008-10-03T12:13:00.004+08:00

Oh wow. I'd so drool over any woman that wears this.

Guys, get your girlfriends to wear this on your birthdays.

Girls, this is the ultimate geek fantasy. And its only $54.99. You can't go wrong with this.

BN: Barisan Ningkampoop

2008-09-13T10:28:00.003+08:00

RPK arrested under ISA. Not shocking at all. As RPK himself said, it was expected. But something else really shocked me.

Last night, my brother informed me that the Sin Chew Daily News journalist Tan Hoon Cheng was ALSO arrested under ISA. I don't need to explain why. Then DAP MP Teresa Kok was ALSO arrested.

The reaction inside me was "What the fuck?" . I'm sure everyone else is thinking the same. Maybe even saying it out loud.

Making sense of floating pigs

If i was BN, then arresting RPK makes some sense because his website is less likely to spill dirt on my corrupt organization through his website. Sure i'll get some flak from the opposition and the 'rakyat', but they don't mean shit, and can't change how we run the country. Heck, we've been doing it for 50 years, and we are right. It doesn't matter if someone else continues to update Malaysia Today on my dirt. Point is, i arrested RPK. Let me grab my balls and pump my fists in the air...wooot!

If i was BN, then arresting Ms. Tan makes sense because she write articles about my party members, who openly say that 'chinese are immigrants' and deserve no rights. Yes, this is a crime of the highest degree...and only bested by consentual anal sex.

If i was BN, then arresting YB Teresa Kok makes sense because she was ACCUSED of asking mosque's to tone down their loud speakers by former Selangor Mentri Besar Datuk Khir Toyo. Umno-owned Utusan Malaysia printed this report even though YB denied all the allegations. Yes, this makes sense, because if my party member accuses you of something, then you are deffinately wrong, and you deffinately did it. You are guilty! Don't bother denying it cause my paper will publish it, and once published, its the truth.

Wait, there's nothing blocking my view but a fat cow politician

Hmm, after writing all that, i must say, i totally do not agree with myself. Perhaps our esteemed PM can bring light to the reasons for their arrests. Perhaps they can be actually charged in a real court, and if PM really believes them to be guilty, then the truth will vindicate him!

Alas, this will never happen..its the ISA la macha...they can put your ass in jail for how long the fuck they want, for whatever the fuck reason they want. And the cherry on the cake, is that they don't have to explain.

All in all, we the rakyat should be honoured to have such a powerful party leading the country......into the dumps. All hail Barisan Ningkampoop!

P.S. Oh Brother Anwar, where art thou coming into power?

Hello blog! Long time no see!

2008-09-09T14:58:00.003+08:00

Its been almost a year (11 months++) since i've properly blogged.

The reason i neglected my blogging is because all my attention and energies was redirected to something else. I didn't feel the need to rant and whine as much as i used to. On the flip side of things, it has been mentioned to me before that my writing was interesting and funny to read.

Have to admit, it made me feel good to hear that, but still, didn't motivate enough to continue writing.

Well, here i am again, ranting and whining. Rant rant. Whine Whine. Ahmad Ismail is a whore, who should be diliwat-ed by a horde of pigs.

Do i still have any readers left? :)

No Surprises

2008-09-02T01:43:00.002+08:00

i'll take the quiet life. i'll take carbon monoxcide. karma police is out to get me.

Eternity

2008-09-02T00:14:00.000+08:00

She lives with a broken mind, crumbles and burns. if i could be all that she wanted, i would.
It wears me out, all these running. It wears me out.

I've lost it. Lost it and my direction. I need time, time which i don't have. Its a race to get back to normality.

How can it feel this wrong. From that moment, how can it feel this wrong.

I got nobody on my side, and surely that ain't right. Surely.

I'm fighting a war with something inside.

All i want is uncomplicated, simplistic and pure. But its the hardest thing in the world to find. If you have found it, spend an eternity giving thanks and praising the heavens for their generosity.

Numb

2008-09-01T16:38:00.002+08:00

Empty and numb. I need to get away. Find a way. Find my way. Find my reason for being.

Radiohead lets fans decide pricing for new album

2007-10-02T13:54:00.000+08:00

I'm truly shocked, but extremely pleased about this. Radiohead, who constantly refuse to evolve, refuse to be categorized and never conforms to the norms of society, have once again shocked every one (notably those big labels in the music industry).

Radiohead is letting their fans purchase their latest album, In-rainbows, directly from their store for a fixed price of £40.00 INCLUDING POSTAGE. That roughly equates to RM240. Thats a bit too much moolah to spend on a Radiohead CD, so i'll pick the second choice, which is to download the album.

Now this is where it gets interesting. Radiohead is letting the buyer decide how much they want to pay.

No, you are not dreaming. You decide how much you want to pay. No hidden costs bla bla bla. Radiohead! I love you guys!!!!

I'm paying £6.00 for the album. Cool!

What utter nonsense Mr.Badawi

2007-09-29T10:17:00.000+08:00

I was reading the Star article's report on our dear PM's speech to the United Nations, and 2 important issues were brought up. I fully commend our PM for bringing up these issues, as they are global issues and affect everyone of any sex, race, colour and nationality.

“The course of human history is marked by a few pivotal moments, during which we can make the correct or wrong decisions that will impact on the destinies of those who come after us,” Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi said.

How right you are sir! That is truly an inspirational statement!

The first issue brought up was of the environment:

“The 2007 Report of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change has made it clear that the scale and urgency of the challenge is greater than we had thought and feared.”

Indeed. Its so obvious that here in Malaysia itself, the climate has changed to a point where the weather is so unpredicatable. Expect it to start snowing in about 5 years time. Nyeh.

“This is an important additional reason why the principle of differentiated responsibilities must apply, so that developing countries can maintain their capacities for sustainable development.”

Understandable, especially for third world nations . I just hope you're not putting that in so that your country won't get slammed for violating countless environmental laws.

Furthermore, why go preaching to other countries about cleaning up the environment? What are you doing in your own country? Don't even bring up that ruckus about cleaning up the pigs. Thats not even close to the issue of whats happening to the environment. My question to you sir is:

What is being done about excessive smoke emissions from vehicles and factories? Why has it become the norm to see busses and lorries spewing black smoke from their exhausts everywhere?
Is the natural environment, e.g forests, trees; being sacrified to make way for more houses, buildings and city's? I know everyone dreams of having their own homes, but at what cost? If everyone continues to WANT to have their own HOUSE with their own compound so they can breed MORE children who will grow up to want their OWN HOUSE, where will it end? Only when there is no more land to build on will we stop and say, 'Well now, we really shouldn't have done that, should we?'
What is being done to promote recycling aggresively? Why don't you make laws to make recycling a mandatory exercise? I would look at Germany as an example of how it can be done. The people there have to split their garbage into 3 different types; paper, plastic and glass. Their garbage trucks are equipped to handle this. How neat! Furthermore, you should make it mandatory to have proper recycling amenities at all new housing developement projects. Make these easily available to the people, and people will use it.

Mr.Badawi next brought up the issue of Islam, which is growing distant from the western world:

“The problem of Palestine, which has been festering for 60 years, tops the list of grievances which the Islamic world holds against the West.”

The Palestine issue is something BOTH sides need to be held accountable, not only the Western world. No doubt, Israel is a biatch, and the Americans are bigger biatch for supporting them, but there can never be any resolution if BOTH sides continue to fester the idea of 'an eye for an eye'. You kill my son, i kill your son. The bloodshed will never end this way.

“On their part, Muslims have a responsibility to present to the world the true face of Islam. It must be made clear to all that Islam is a religion which abhors conflicts, more so between Muslims,” he said.

He also said that Malaysia supported various international efforts to hold dialogues that made it clear that Islam was a religion that espoused universalism not exclusivity, tolerance not bigotry.

OH REALLY?

Sure, muslims around the world have that responsibily, just not the muslims in YOUR government eh?

Exclusivity AND bigotry are exactly what Islam is espoused as in this country sir. In fact, your foreign minister recently reinforced this fact :

Dato Seri Syed Hamid Albar:
You know, if you follow a certain religion, like you are a member of a certain club, you are subject to certain rules.

What do you call the indiscriminate demolition of Hindu temples, temples that were around BEFORE merdeka? Is that not intolerance or bigotry? Why did a church take 20++ years to build in Shah Alam? Why is it mandatory to convert to Islam to marry another muslim? Lina Joy.

Bleh. Sometimes i just give up with all this double standards of government politicians.

Anyone care to disagree with anything i've said? I don't proclaim to be a know it all or have the facts, so i'll gladly retake anything i've said if proven wrong.

Stupid Malaysians should die!

2007-09-14T13:48:00.000+08:00

52 people died on Dec 26 2004 when a tsunami hit the shores of Penang. It was a calamity waiting to happen, as there was no early warning system of any kind to warn the public. It was a tragedy, no doubt about that. These people did not deserve their fate.

Fast forward to 2007, and despite WARNINGS to stay away from the coastal areas, some dumbass idiots insisted at camping their fat behinds right smack ON the coastal area to watch for incoming tsunami's.

STUPIDITY
When you know a tsunami might come, but you still find time to watch it coming
(photo courtesy: thestar online)

Hmm, are those cheerleaders playing American football?

2007-09-10T23:01:00.000+08:00

Damn those Americans, leave it to them to think of something as perverted but entertaining as this. I wonder why no one thought about this earlier. Hillarious and unsurpisingly, quite a turn on. Would be nice to be the referee eh? Hahah!

Sexiest legs i've seen online!

2007-09-06T16:24:00.000+08:00

What do i like in my women? Gorgeous eyes and sexy legs. Oh mama. I love to watch those working women in their sexy skirts and high heels strutting their stuff. Anyways, enough about my fetish. What i would like to show you today is this little clip i found on youtube, and if you have a thing for 'sexy leg' like i do, you're gonna love this one. Enjoy!

Uptime is 1166 days, 10 hours, 9 min

2007-09-05T10:59:00.000+08:00

Was just reading this article, where the author was questioning his readers , as to what was their longest running Cisco device. One of the readers responded with this:

WS-C6509 Software, Version NmpSW: 7.6(1)
Copyright (c) 1995-2003 by Cisco Systems
NMP S/W compiled on Apr 16 2003, 18:15:28
Uptime is 1166 days, 10 hours, 9 min

As i was checking through some of the devices in my environment, the best i could find was:

uptime is 29 weeks, 4 days, 2 hours, 10 minutes

I can't ever imagine any of the devices being continous up for 2 years+! Thats amazing, even for a device in a NOC.

(Click here to read the full article)

Adding Digg button to Blogger/Blogspot

2007-09-04T10:19:00.000+08:00

Wow, look..i've got a Digg button! yay!

Just thought i'd share this wonderful step by step howto on how you can integrate a Digg button into all your Blogger/Blogspot posts.

Enjoy!

Nicol David wins yet another tournament!

2007-09-03T10:50:00.000+08:00

I'm surpised we haven't made her a Datuk yet, and given her ownership of the state of Penang. Congrats Nicol! You continue to do us proud!

PETALING JAYA: Malaysia's two-time world champion Nicol David secured her sixth World Tour title of the year at the Frans Otten Stadion in Amsterdam yesterday.

The world number one scored a relatively easy win over third seed Australia's Rachael Grinham in the final of the Dutch Open. The top seeded Nicol won the match 9-4, 9-1, 9-6 in just 34 minutes.

Nicol only faced stiffer resistance from Rachael in the third game. They were neck and neck until 6-6 before Nicol stepped up the pace to seal the match.

In the semi-finals on Saturday, Nicol, who is based at the Squash City Centre in Amsterdam, was also in devastating form – crushing fourth seeded American Natalie Grainger 9-2, 9-4, 9-2.

In contrast, Rachael had to slog to reach the final – upsetting her younger sister, Natalie, 9-4, 6-9, 9-6, 9-2.

It was Nicol's third consecutive win this year after claiming the Malaysian Open (July) and Singapore Masters last month. She is now unbeaten in 12 consecutive professional matches.

Nicol's other World Tour titles this year were the Kuala Lumpur Open (March), Kuwait Open and Qatar Classic (April). Her only defeat this season was by Natalie in the final of the Seoul City Open in April.

Nicol's next tournament is the British Open in Manchester.

Courtesy: The Star Online

Malaysia's golden anniversary soured by widening ethnic divide

2007-08-29T16:01:00.000+08:00

Most of the points mentioned here are not news to us. We've known it for years. One particular comment by Farish Noor, a Malaysian political analyst based in Berlin mentioned strikes a cord though,

"The Malaysian state realizes that you can maintain soft authoritarianism through a combination of threat and patronage ... to keep things warm but never on the boil," Farish said. "It never lets the situation reach a boiling point but it can cook the Malaysian public for eternity."

Source:http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2007/08/29/asia/AS-FEA-GEN-Malaysia-Golden-Year.php

KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia: Malaysia marks 50 years of independence this week as an economic success story with a worrying trend: a widening ethnic divide.

Ethnic Malay, Chinese and Indian dance troops were to perform together in a national parade Friday to commemorate the end of British colonial rule on Aug. 31, 1957. For many Malaysians, the display of unity will be just a show.

"We see Malaysia being divided into religious and ethnic ghettos," said Farish Noor, a Malaysian political analyst based in Berlin. "That's why I find it so difficult to celebrate the 50th anniversary of independence because I see so few 'Malaysians.' ... Everyone speaks of his own tribe."

At the heart of the polarization is deep disenchantment among the minority Chinese and Indians over two issues. One is a long-running affirmative action program for Malays, a Muslim people that make up 60 percent of the population. The other is the growing influence of Islam, with the apparent blessing of the government.

Analysts warn that minority discontent could upset the ethnic peace that has been the bedrock of Malaysia's stability and economic prosperity. Ethnic Chinese represent 25 percent of the country's 26 million people, and Indians, 10 percent. About 5 percent belong to indigenous groups.

"Sometimes it is disgusting how the Malays treat us. They have no respect for us Indians," Murali Mogan, a 19-year-old barber, said. "If I could, I would leave and settle in London."

Further, if Islamic conservatism is not controlled, many experts fear that Malaysia could become a breeding ground for hard-liners who want to impose a strict interpretation of Islam.

"If you give them space to move in, to maneuver, they will come in," said Al-Mustaqeem M. Radhi, a Malay Muslim who runs the Middle-Eastern Graduates Center, a think tank in Kuala Lumpur. Malaysia "could become a fertile ground to train and nurture the extremists."

But Radhi and others play down worries that Malaysia could become a haven for the al-Qaida terror network and its regional affiliate, Jemaah Islamiyah. The two organizations tried to recruit Malays and held at least one key meeting here to plot the Sept. 11 attacks. But the network has been rolled up in Malaysia since early 2002.

Economically, Malaysia has much to celebrate.

From a postcolonial tin-mining backwater in the 1950s, Malaysia has grown into an industrial state that exports semiconductors and other electronic goods and aspires to become a fully developed country by 2020.

It boasts the Petronas Twin Towers, the third tallest building in the world, and its new capital, Putrajaya, is a sprawling, leafy city of grand architecture, palatial ministerial homes and fantastically shaped bridges.

Only 5 percent of the population lives in poverty, down from 50 percent at independence. Annual per capita income, adjusted for inflation, has jumped from US$290 (€210) to US$3,700 (€2,700).

The nation's political stability stems from a power-sharing arrangement that has kept the National Front, a coalition of Malay, Chinese, Indian and other parties, in power since 1957.

The unspoken threat of a law that allows indefinite detention without trial also helps keep dissent at bay.

Race riots broke out in May 1969, but Malaysia has otherwise enjoyed five decades of generally peaceful ethnic relations. Malik Imtiaz, a prominent constitutional and human rights lawyer, says that reflects racial tolerance, not racial integration.

Entire neighborhoods, and sometimes towns, are identified with a particular ethnicity. The three groups rarely mix outside the workplace and know little about each other's cultures. In university cafeterias and shopping malls, young people tend to cluster by race.

"There is a lot of tolerance among races in many respects. But the comfort level with each other is not there," said Azmi Khalid, the environment minister and a member of the ruling Malay elite.

Minority anger has grown over the New Economic Policy, which has given preference to Malays — historically the poorest group — in jobs, education and businesses since 1971. The policy is credited with lifting the education level of Malays, also known as Bumiputeras, or "sons of the soil." But critics say it has evolved into a tool to benefit a few well-connected Malays.

There are growing calls, even from some Malays, to scrap the policy.

"The NEP has to be dynamic. It has to change with time," said Tengku Zafrul Aziz, a beneficiary of the NEP's education quota and now the CEO of TuneMoney, an investment and insurance company. "You can't continue to have the same policy. It will raise racial tensions especially if you use it as an excuse to benefit a selected few Bumis."

The government has eased the quota system at universities and exempted a special industrial zone in the southern state of Johor from a requirement that companies have at least 30 percent Malay ownership. Still, the government remains loath to scrap the NEP, because it fears losing Malay votes.

The spread of Islamic conservatism is adding to ethnic tensions.

Islamic preachers have begun telling Muslims not to attend Christian or Hindu festivals, and some condemn Christians and Jews at Friday prayers, said Radhi of the Middle-Eastern Graduates Center.

Most Malay women now wear the head scarf, not part of their traditional attire. "Five years ago, I never saw so many head scarves," Radhi said.

Some schools have started reciting Muslim prayers at the start of the day.

While new mosques are built with taxpayer money, obtaining government permission to build Christian churches and Hindu temples is virtually impossible, despite a constitutional guarantee of religious rights.

A series of court verdicts this year have found that civil courts have no jurisdiction in Islamic matters, even when applied to non-Muslims. Imtiaz, the lawyer, said the Constitution is clear that civil courts can overrule the Islamic courts — but judges are unwilling to rule against Islam.

Bangsa Malaysia: An experiment in Truth

2007-08-28T14:10:00.000+08:00

Sourced from http://bangmalaysia.wordpress.com/

Bangsa Malaysia, its certainly an idea i'm in love with!

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Well it was a certainly a humbling experience for me to attend the Bangsa Malaysia Merdeka Forum and Get-Together on the evening of 25 August 2007. No, it not because the who’s who of the Malaysian blogging circle was there but rather, the rare determination of people of all races and religion coming together with one common aspiration, i.e. to drop all their tribal, communalistic thinking and prejudices and to love one another. To me, it was as Gandhi puts it - an experiment in truth.

The forum had speakers Uncle Zorro (Unmasked) Dato Zaid Ibrahim, , Jayanath Appudurai, Rocky’s Bru, Malik Imtiaz Sarwar and Azmi Sharom each having their own views and perspective of what Bangsa Malaysia is and whether the initiative was actually necessary. This was followed by some rather serious discussion with the participants, facilitated by Haris Ibrahim. Through the deliberations, a profile of Bangsa Malaysia finally took shape and was summarized as follows:

* One People through adversity
* Look out for each other
* We live with each other
* We die together
* National aspiration to live in harmony
* No room for dominance
* Lack of understanding of the Merdeka struggle
* National identity – a change in mindset and heart
* To deemphasize and purge ourselves of differences
* Self empowerment
* To take responsibility
* Women’s empowerment
* Malaysian-centric
* Motherland = HOME
* Patriotism and willingness to defend the country
* Common destiny
* Respect the dignity of others

From the forum it was clear that to bring about the vision of Bangsa Malaysia, there need to be a change in the mindset and heart(set) of everyone. I was happy though, that the forum ended with a concrete roadmap for like-minded Anak Bangsa Malaysia to follow in order to realise this noble dream.

Later in the evening, Haris reminded those present that the struggle to create Bangsa Malaysia may be a long one and the journey, tough. “We are in for a long haul”, he said. “Many challenges will confront the Bangsa Malaysia movement and that there will be those that will say that it is a nebulous concept and question the need for it. But there will come a time when we have to be confident enough to engage these detractors” he added.

He then unveiled PELITAR or Penyayang Legasi & Inspirasi Tunku Abdul Rahman an initiative to tie with the Bangsa Malaysia drive. “Our ‘Bapa Malaysia’, Tunku Abdul Rahman, had a vision. His leadership and spirit that led us to this independent nation, are the epitome of a true Malaysian. Forgiving, undividing, and always forging new relationships whilst breaking down barriers” he said.

He also proposed to bring across the Bangsa Malaysia philosophy and Tunku’s legacy to the people of Penang at a ‘do’ called Majlis Mesra PELITAR on 16 September 2007, the day Malaysia was formed.

I drove home late that night feeling elated that truth and diversity was being celebrated but what was more remarkable was Haris’s words that kept ringing in my ears, “As a fellow Bangsa Malaysia, I am willing to die for you - all of you, regardless of your race or religion”. That is truly the measure of a great soul.

Perhaps, now I understand what Bangsa Malaysia means.

Stay away from Zouk KL!!

2007-08-28T12:43:00.000+08:00

Thanks to suanie for posting this up:

Recently, two expatriate women (US and Canada) were attacked in the middle of the dancefloor at Zouk nightclub in Kuala Lumpur. They described their attacker as an older Malay male (with bodyguards!) who claimed they were dancing “too close to the VIP area”. The women, both teachers at International Schools in KL, were celebrating the end of the school year and saying good bye as the American teacher was transferring to a school in Buenos Aires.

Sensing that this man may have been problematic, they moved away from the VIP area and continued to dance. What happened next brought tears to my eyes. Our Canadian friend said that the Malay man returned to the dancefloor and began shouting at them to “Go back to where you came from” and called them a variety of choice names. He then grabbed the American woman by the ears and head-butted her in the teeth. Stunned, the American started after the Malay man as he stomped off toward the VIP area. The Canadian woman followed her, and was cold-cocked to the side of her head by…the bodyguard!!

Meanwhile, Zouk’s bouncers as well as the club- goers did nothing. It gets worse.

The Canadian woman clears the stars out of her head to see the American woman being held - an arm by each bodyguard, while the Malay man kicked her repeatedly and savagely in the stomach - so hard, that she defecated on the floor. All the while, the Malay man uttered racial and sexist epithets against the women.

Zouk’s bouncers did nothing.

Oh, wait, yes they did. After the older Malay man with bodyguards finished pummeling the American woman, the bouncers grabbed the two women and threw them out of the club. Period.

They went immediately to the police and filed a report.

Following up two days later with the police, they were told that the security footage was too blurry and that they couldn’t do anything. Sorry.

Well, they may be sorry, but Zouk nightclub let all this happen. I had heard stories like this before, but this time it happened to two friends of mine and we’ve alerted our Embassies. People’s children go to Zouk; imagine this happening to an expat teen?

I will never step foot in Zouk again. The older Malay man with bodyguards may be some over-privileged sicko from the Royalty who will never amend his crime against the women due to the corrupt justice system here in Malaysia, but it happened at Zouk. And all travelers coming to Malaysia should know.

If you are a western female, be very careful here. Another incident happened to a German woman we know - racial and sexist epithets uttered while a brick was heaved at her head from a younger Malay man on a motorcycle - she had to have her face stitched up!

Be very very careful coming to Malaysia.

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Lone Wolf Game in the making!

2007-08-28T11:42:00.000+08:00

I used to play the Lone Wolf gamebooks as a kid, and all the way into my teenage years. Absolutely loved them, and so did my brother.

I got a pleasant surpise this morning, when my brother emailed me :

You might want be interested to know that Lone Wolf game will be out soon. Should be fun...

http://www.projectaon.org/en/kgs/

I lost my breath for a moment! Then my brain took over and gave me a dose of reality, "Just pray that it doesn't suck!"

If you don't know about Lone Wolf, just think Star Wars (one hero, magic swords, jedi like affiliations,) + Lords of the Rings (fantasy realms, monsters, magic, talking trees, impossible missions)

Interestingly enough, the game is being developed in Singapore, by a gaming company called Ksatria Gameworks. They will be presenting 'Lone Wolf: Flight From The Dark' for the first time at Games Convention Asia in Singapore from September 6 to 9. If anyone has the chance to check this game out, do let me know if it does suck.

Flight from the Dark was the first book of the entire gamebook series, and i guess they will start the game from there. I wonder if they will make 1 game per gamebook, which will mean there could be up to 20+ Lone Wolf games!

I don't like where we're heading

2007-08-24T11:44:00.000+08:00

Gosh, where do i begin. First bloggers are being threatened. Some even got slammed in jail and their computers confiscated. And now, i am just buzzing with "ecstasy" as i read todays edition of The Star.

Our beloved PM, reminds us all not to mock any religion. How right you are sir! Religion is sacred to us all, and is something that should never be controlled or influenced by us limited beings. Religion is the domain of God, and only God himself (or herself?). How we share our experience with God through our religion is our own. Thank you dear PM for reminding us of this!

But wait, then what about Lina Joy? Why can't she be allowed to choose her own religion? Its between her and God, who are we to stand in the way? If ultimately, God decides that she was wrong, then God will do what is necessary. Who are we to take over the decision making process from God?

But wait, what about the demolishing of all the Hindu Temples? Who are we to decide that God does not need to be worshiped at these temples? Who are we, in all the limited wisdom that we have, to decide that Hindu's can live without their Temples, but others need their own 'temples' in every corner of the country?
Phew....i need to fart out loud..because sighing isn't gonna help me release my frustration adequately.

One more thing, what the hell is English Law and since when were we using it? Is that the OTHER law that applies to all us non-muslims? I'm not well versed with our Justice system(maybe i should start now?), but the very notion that we are considering a proposal by Chief Justice Tun Ahmad Fairuz Sheikh Abdul Halim to switch to Syariah Law from English Law just sends shivers up my spine.

Please tell me im just a misinformed brat, but seriously, does this mean that Syariah Law is going to be the ONLY law of the land, that applies to all people, including NON-MUSLIMS?

Phew, needed to let rip another one. Hmm, underwear's gonna be stained from that one.

Who knew geeks had so much fun?

2007-07-19T12:43:00.000+08:00

Yes boys, girls and geeks. TechEd 2007 is coming to our shores very soon.

I've had the pleasure of attending a few TechEd's before, and quite frankly, its a blast. First off, i don't have to splash my own cash, since my company loves splashing their cash on this event.

I'm very happy to say that they've decided to have it in the same place as last years event, which is the KLCC Convention Center.

Now, lets see if i can dig up those old Teched photos and show you peeps a glimpse of the fun that i had :)

The world needs more Jon Stewarts

2007-07-07T04:14:00.000+08:00

Jon Stewart makes an appearance on this political debate show called CrossFire, that he accused of being biased and full of shit. Jon Stewart should be President.

We will miss your thumbsucking celebrations, goodbye Garcia!

2007-07-07T01:29:00.001+08:00

Luis Garcia will forever be remembered by Liverpool fans all over the world for the right reasons. I for one, think we will miss him a lot. In fact, we missed him a lot during the end of last season, where we needed an enigma to unlock those stubborn opposition defences.

Luis was a player for the big occasion. Mark Platt wrote, "Without doubt he proved himself as the little man for the big occasion and, in turn, won the hearts of almost every Liverpudlian."

In the current squad, i don't think there's a player who is as delightful to watch, as he is infuriating. I can't remember the number of times i've pulled my hair out watching him trying one too many flicks and overzealous dribbles, when the sensible thing was to keep it simple, and just keep possesion.

But that is Luis Garcia. I remember a few interviews by Benitez, and though he did wish that Garcia didn't waste possesion so much, he understood that that is what he was all about. Garcia takes risks. He DARES to take risks. And though he may give the ball away 2/3 times, from the other 1/3, he makes defence splitting passes, he scores us spectacular and crucial goals, and wins us the BIG games.

He may be tiny, but he is a giant in the hearts of Liverpool fans, and will forever be remembered.

Transformers Rocked!

2007-06-29T03:06:00.001+08:00

You will leave the cinema wishing your car could transform.

Yes folks, its the hard core truth. Transformers rocks. Maybe i'm totally biased, but i watched it with my girlfriend, and she loved it. My Little Pony and Friends got knocked off the No.1 spot for "bestest" show ever.

I won't spoil it for you people who've yet to seen the light aka watch the movie, so rest assured, you can read on.

Optimus getting ready to open a can of whoop ass

As i said earlier, i could be biased. There's an overwhelming joy in seeing your favourite cartoon turn into life like on the big screen which just blankets any flaws this movie has. Its basically, just awesome.

(WARNING: the word awesome will be overused throughout this review)

Optimus opening a can of whoop ass on an overeager Decepticon. Awesome!

Did you know that the voice behind Optimus Prime in the original Transformers series, did the voice for the Optimus Prime in this movie? Is that awesome or what? Deffinately a kick ass move by the director/producer/whoever-thought-it-up!

I must say though, they got a pretty good cast for the movie. Shia Lebeouf deffinately managed to hold his own against his much bigger cast members. If you recall, some of his recent movies are "Constantine" (he played the taxi driver sidekick) and "They Greatest Game Ever Played"

Shia and his tasty female friend. Suddenly all the boys have forgotten who Jessica Alba is.

Other big names in this movie include Josh Duhamel, Tyrese Gibson, Anthony Anderson and Jon Voight. Even Bernie Mac makes a cameo, as the car dealer who "sells" Bumblebee to our hero dude.

Now that is just awesome. I wonder why they didnt have poses like that in the original cartoons.

Lookout for the phrase "more than meets the eye" getting thrown about here and there in the dialogue. Also, did you also know that there are rumours of a Transformers Trilogy? Is that awesome or what?

All in all, just go an watch it. Off course, put aside all you cynicism and expectations. This movie isnt going to win Oscars in real life, but it will win Oscars with that child within you. Trust me. Transformers: The Movie is AWESOME.

40 million abortions a year?

2006-11-24T15:39:00.000+08:00

If there is a God up there watching us all, i think he would be really pissed. We're screwing around with God 40 million times a year. And that figure is only going to go up.

I'm not so sure how accurate these statistics are, but i got them from here and here.

Whatever it is, thats a shit of load of abortions. So, the question is, should we care? I think we should. Sure, thats easy for me to say as i can AFFORD to say it.
Yes, i can probably AFFORD to take care of a Baby. I'm lucky as i have a stable job and a stable home.

But a lot of people who resort to abortions simply cannot say the same. Its interesting, 78% of all abortions are obtained in developing countries and 22% occur in developed countries.

Then again, a lot of people just don't know better. They have unprotected sex and whoopsie!, "Oh dear, i've been knocked up. Time to see Dr.Abort-my-faetus again". I'd like to find a statistic that delves further into these abortion rates, and find out if the majority is caused by ignorant stupid people.

Liverpool lack flair

2006-11-19T19:07:00.000+08:00

Watching last nights game in Bojangles, i couldn't help but notice how workman like Liverpool played. We were more of less playing effective football, creating decent chances but without being entertaining and creative. There was a lot of power in our play, but no style.

If i had to choose 2 words to describe our style of play this season, it would be direct and power.

How we miss thee.

I think the biggest reason that we have played like this is because we have missed our 2 biggest flair players, if not our ONLY 2 flair players:

Harry Kewell and Luis Garcia

Right now, all those fans who have been slagging them, are currently sucking it in and wishing these 2 players were fit and on form. Heck, as for me, I'd pick an off-form Kewell over an on form Gonzalez any time!

The more and more i see Gonzalez, the more and more i dislike him and wonder what the big fuss was all about. In the Arsenal game, Eboue (the right back) did more attacking and dribbling than Gonzalez! Utterly embarrassing!

Pass and Move damnit!

All the Liverpool players last night seemed very afraid of giving the ball away. They never tried any 1 touch passing. Everyone wanted 3 or 4 touches which to me, showed apprehension and doubt over the position of their team mates or whether they could even pass to a team mate.

If we had Kewell and Garcia, i'm very sure Liverpool would be higher up the League, and i think Rafa and the coaching staff can't wait to get them back fully fit and raring to go.

Time, is on our side..yes it is

Contrary to what everyone may think, i believe a lot of fans have NOT lost faith in Rafa. If anything, one need only look at what Ferguson has achieved. In the early years of his management of Manure Utd, after a few seasons of rebuilding and not winning anything, he was 1 game away from getting sacked or something like that, but they managed to win that game, and look what they have achieved and where they are now.

I strongly believe that Rafa will get it right eventually. Most definitely not this season, but he will have learn't a lot. We aren't a Chelsea, where we can buy any player we wish to fit our system, so we shouldn't expect Liverpool to be at Chelsea's level so soon. We will get there though. Look at the Chelsea game early this season, where we pretty much matched them and could have won if not for better finishing from Gerrard. It took a truly awesome and magnificent, but freakish once in a lifetime goal from Drogba to win it.

So, i will continue to wear the Liverpool jersey with pride, because i know our time is coming soon.

New Bond movie is quite good! Shocking!

2006-11-18T00:53:00.000+08:00

I think this latest installment in the Bond franchise is one of the better ones. This film isn't going to win Oscars, but in comparison to the other previous modern James Bond movies, it feels like it should win an Oscar.

The movie keeps you glued to the action and the story line throughout. Didn't realise that it was quite a long movie, about 2 1/2 hours! Where the previous bond movies just seem like cartoons with real life explosions and sexy babes, this version feels realistic and thoughtful. Maybe that's because Bond is butt ugly and isn't some pretty man like Pierce Brosnan. Anyways, thats an entirely different conversation.

In spite of his appearances, i think this Bond is my favourite. Some credit has to go to the script writers, because he had some good lines throughout, as did most of the cast.

The action scenes were also very original. I like the scene where Bond chases a Madagascar bomb maker bad guy through the city. The best part was the way the bad guy tries to get away. Some kinda spiderman. You'll know what i mean when you see it.

The stand out scene, has to be the one where Bond first meets Eva Green's character in the train. The conversation they had was so damn intriguing. It was intelligent, witty and flirtatious all in one. I wonder if they teach you how to have conversations like that in Mi5 spy school?

All in all, one of the better movies of the year. Well worth the money. I'll give it my personal rating of 3/10 spits.

(RATING SYSTEM: Less spits is better. More spits is bad. E.g. if i spit 8 times on you, then you have a rating of 8/10, which is very bad and you should consider suicide.)

Who knew cooking was fun?

2006-11-16T21:42:00.000+08:00

Its amazing how life has this weird way of educating oneself when you least expect. Take for example, yours truly.

You see, our beloved maid had gone back to her home to celebrate Raya for a month. So, me and my brother and 2 useless mutts were left to watch the house, feed each other, water the plants, wash the floor, clean the plates and all that other things that goes into keeping a house running. I tell you, housewives don't get enough credit for running the show.

Anyways, the maid did a brilliant thing by cooking lots of stuff and stuffing it in the freezer. We survived on that for about 2-3 weeks. We occasionally bought food.

But once the food ran out, we had to do the unthinkable. Cook!

I'll readily admit to anyone that i'm lost in the kitchen. I may know where most things are, but i wont know how to put them together and cook up a meal. Previously, all i had to boast on my CV was the ability to cook sausages, burgers, eggs and rice. Hey, thats still something ok! I know where the salt and pepper jars are! Its essential to any decent fried egg!

Anyways, with the help of my girl, we managed to cook up some stuff. She also wanted to do some cooking since she rarely gets to cook in her own home. The stuff we cooked was fried rice, pasta, a kangkung dish and some dry curry chicken dish.

You know whats fun about cooking? Its using all these different spices and herbs and food stuff to create something that tastes wonderful. Its probably what God sorta felt like when he was creating the universe...i mean , not that he was going to eat us, but the fact that it felt good to create it.

Its strange too...nowdays, i find myself reading all those recipe columns in the newspapers. Like today, i read this interesting column in the Sun, about tomato paste, and how it can be used for a lot of other things other than making pasta sauce. Yummy.

Malaysia to run out of oil in 19 years?

2006-11-15T16:11:00.000+08:00

I would like to thank a fellow blogger, for a link to an article in theage . It is an australian publication, and it raises some very interesting points about the situation here in Malaysia. If its the points are valid and accurate, i wonder what the future holds for us.

First off, i really loved the introductory 2 paragraphs:

"MALAYSIA'S been at it again, arguing about what proportion of the economy each of its two main races — the Malays and the Chinese — owns. It's an argument that's been running for 40 years. That wealth and race are not synonymous is important for national cohesion, but really it's time Malaysia grew up.

It's a tough world out there and there can be little sympathy for a country that prefers to argue about how to divide wealth rather than get on with the job of creating it."

Another interesting point, which has been on my mind is this:

"Next year, a Malaysian astronaut will go into space aboard a Russian rocket — the first Malay in space. And the cost? $RM95 million ($A34.3 million), to be footed by Malaysian taxpayers. The Science and Technology Minister has said that a moon landing in 2020 is the next target, aboard a US flight. There's no indication of what the Americans will charge for this, assuming there's even a chance that they will consider it. But what is Malaysia getting by using the space programs of others as a taxi service? There are no obvious technical benefits, but no doubt Malaysians will be told once again, that they are "boleh". The trouble is, they're not. It's not their space program."

I completely agree with that, and find it strange why no of us have picked up on that. Or maybe we have, and i just haven't been reading hard enough.

The icing on the cake:

"Bank bale outs, a formula one racing track, an entire new capital city — Petronas has paid for them all. It's been an orgy of nonsense that Malaysia can ill afford.

Why? Because Malaysia's oil will run out in about 19 years. As it is, Malaysia will become a net oil importer in 2011 — that's just five years away.

So it's in this context that the latest debate about race and wealth is so sad."

Well folks, sounds grim eh. The future looks clouded in deed, Master Yoda.

I want a Mazda 6!

2006-11-15T00:41:00.000+08:00

Mazda has promised to start offering more vehicles from their line starting next year. And one of it is the new refurbished Mazda6. It will come in the 2.0 liter (RM145,864) and 2.3 liter (RM166,792) versions. Read the full article here on motortrader.

I absolutely am in love with this car. Though, i don't really like the new rims.
The old version came with some cool 5 spoke wheels. I've seen some pictures of the new refurbished model, and none of them have it.

I'm not really a car junkie, so don't expect me to start spewing out technical jargon and matters relating to horse power and all that. What i do now, is that this car is one sexy ride. Thats enough for me.

The Daily Show - Operation: Just Clause

2006-11-14T23:18:00.000+08:00

This show is fracking amazing. It amazing because its so damned funny and i can't believe how they insult everyone including that idiot George Bush to glory.

Click here to watch a hillarious 9 min clip.

Jon Stewart rocks. Freedom Juice!!!!!!!!! HAHAH!

I knew Owen wanted to come back to Liverpool!

2006-11-11T03:42:00.000+08:00

Q. Are they missing a player like Michael Owen? Why do you think Rafa declined the chance to re-sign him?

A. All is revealed in the update of the book! But a clue - Owen was badly advised and he cried when he realized he couldn't go to Liverpool.

That excerpt was taken from an interview with Guillem Balague who is a well respected author and journalist from Spain, and who is good friends with Rafa Benitez. When i read that, i get so frustrated. Oh man. If only he'd come back to Liverpool. I always knew he would have wanted to come back to Liverpool. A born and bred Liverpudillian, who was given the choice of going to any other club or Liverpool. Choice is easy for me, if i was Owen.

I'd like to read this book that Guillem has written and know what happened. Oh well, on the flip side, perhaps it was a blessing that he didn't come back, seeing as how he is so injury prone these days. But on the flip side of the flip side, perhaps he wouldn't be so injury prone at Liverpool where the doctors and physicians know his physiology in and out. Now we'll never know i guess.

Newcastle will never let him go after spending so much on him. So depressing. Now all we have of Owen in a Liverpool jersey are memories and online video clips.

Pumpkins ready to serve their best Smashing ever!

2006-11-08T00:23:00.000+08:00

...younger days.

If you didnt already know by now, the Smashing Pumpkins have reunited, and have already started recording their latest album.

If the album is half as good as what Jimmy Chamberlain proclaims, then the album is gonna suck:

"As some of you know we are indeed creating music again -- music that comes from a place so pure it will burn the lies off the very souls of those who try to discount it. We have arrived at a place in our lives where truth and honesty prevail and we are creating from that place."

Whenever an artist/band that i love says things like that, their album turns out to be a dud. Also, he could be high on some illegal substance. Maybe they just want to build up the hype and make as much money from all those mad assed devoted fanatical fans.

However, i do hope im seriously wrong. Everyone, please pray to the Gods Of Rock & Roll for an insanely awesome album. Send human sacrifices if necessary. I recommend we sacrifice that yuppie megalomaniac idiot George Bush (perhaps both father and son, hmmm).

In this country, Jesus is a bad word

2006-11-05T23:23:00.000+08:00

Its official now. I heard it today on Hitz FM at around 9am.

The Killers' new song, When You Were Young, was playing, and one of the lines in the song was :

He doesn't look a thing like Jesus

I couldnt believe what i heard when it came to the word "Jesus". They fracking censored it! You know the Hitz FM style of censorship, which is to just distort that particular part of the the song.

Let me say this again. I cannot fracking believe it. Its like categorizing the word Jesus with other foul words like asshole, fuck, bitch, dick, pussy, shit...and so on and so forth.

Towards the end of the song, that line comes up again, and they censor it again, so i deffinately was not imagining it. Its so utterly tasteless and disrespectful. I still can't believe it.

Bad Day

2006-10-27T23:55:00.000+08:00

Its one of those days where you just feel like breaking something. Fred Durst was on to something when he wrote that song, 'Break Stuff'.

On a day such as this, this song is like my best friend. I know, hard to imagine Limp Bizkit touching the chords of my emotions, but it was probably an accident waiting to happen.

Shit

The shit really hit the fan today. Splattered across the windows, the floors. What a mess to clean up. The smell still reeks within my nostrils.

Had to endure all sorts of shit today. Oh, wait, let me rephrase that, "I had to endure the same shit, but different smells, throughout the day".

I was thinking of quitting smoking, but now, i can't imagine how. I really needed a drag to calm the nerves, and blunt the frustration within. As soon as i took that first drag, the hairs on my body rose in unison with the weight that dissapeared from my shoulders.

Sometimes, things which are bad for you, are good for you in small doses.

History

The last time i felt anything close to this was about 2 years back i think. The day was almost ending. Had a bad day in office, too much shit happen, too many irritating customers to handle, which resulted in me going off site to do some maintanence works for a couple of servers. Spent a long time there, in the datacenter. FYI, datacenters are usually friggin cold, so imagine spending a few hours in the server room. By comparision, the temperature in your fridge would seem like a holiday in Florida compared to the temperatures in a server room.

So anyways, managed to get everything sorted, was really tired and really looking forward to going home, having dinner, taking a bath and having a long comfortable snooze in my bed.

Wouldnt you know it, as soon as i reached the car, a tyre was flat. Everything inside me just went upside down, though on the outside, no one would have noticed. To make things worse, the car park was poorly lit, making the task of changing tyres more troublesome. Add to that the greasy tools, and nothing to wash and clean my hands after....

On the drive back home, a Marlboro and Limp Bizkit stroked and soothed the raging anger and frustration within.

Pelican eats pigeon!

2006-10-25T22:37:00.000+08:00

"It is almost unheard of for a pelican to eat a bird. Their diet should be strictly fish."

Yea, tell that to the pigeon being digested in the stomach of the pelican. I'm telling you people, the world is going to end!

For the full story, read here.

The pigeon looks evil. Almost demon like. Look at those blood shot red eyes. Pelicans are evil, they'll swallow your babies one day. Heck, i bet with that mouth, they could swallow a midget...

Morning Sickness

2006-10-25T09:45:00.000+08:00

No, im not pregnant. Just woke up suddenly, at precisely 6am. I can't explain that. Do i have some weird internal clock that just sometimes works and sometimes doesnt. Who knows, i'll leave the discovering of the hard stuff to the scientists...

Seeing as our maid is away for a month, me and my bro will be doing all the work. We don't mind though, cuz we were the maids before we even had a maid.

Waking up early really makes my hardworking bones tingle. When i wake up early, i feel like doing some work, as opposed to waking up late. I guess the reasoning for that is that half the day is already wasted, why not waste the rest of it?

Wanted to wash the clothes, but found that the washing machine door couldnt close. The latch seemed to be stuck, thus making it impossible to close. Proceeded to dismantle the door and take a closer look at the latch...and surprise surprise..its broken. Perhaps someone was a little too rough, or maybe it just broke cuz its old. Its more than 10 years old i think, and the part that broke was flimsy but crucial to the operations of sealing the washing machine.

Great, looks like the dobi people will be seeing more of us more often until we get it fixed.

The maid is going to have a real laugh when she comes back. 1 month she's not around and chaos reigned supreme in the house!

Gosh, im so sad.

2006-10-23T01:34:00.000+08:00

Manure 2 - Liverfools 0

Damnit, this was the worst performance i'd ever seen from Liverpool in years. I just can't re-call how this team (granted, not the exact 11 players) could have won the Champions League.

I watched the Bordeaux game, and they were unimpressive then, and if they were playing a better team, they probably would have lost again. And wouldnt you know it, few days later, they do play a better team but slighty smelly team, the Manure's, and lose.

I think we missed Kewell a lot. Garcia was anonymous. Alonso was shocking. Hyypia gave the ball away too much. Too many players playing like crap. And to top it off, those smelly Manure fellas didnt even play that well.

All that said though, i dont think anyone should panic. Rafa has the job, and is the only one for the job. He is a very clever coach, and im sure lessons will be learnt. I know things will improve, though we will very very clearly, NOT win the league this season. Unless off course Chelsea, Arsenal and Manure screw up big time.

Love

What is love? Is it just hormones playing with your minds? Is it chemicals in our bodies reacting to chemicals in another body? Is it just one big chemistry explosion waiting to happen....

or is deeper, than that, almost a spiritual experience? 2 people becoming 1? Thats what marriage is supposed to signify, the love between 2 people that is so strong that they become ONE.

But why do 2 people become so in love with each other? And what is this concept of one person loving the other person more? Can there be a happy outcome in such situations? Oh frack, when will these damn scientist ever create the Love-o-meter? Then we can accurately judge who loves who the most and start another damned argument that will end in wild angry sex.

As for me, i'd be happy with someone who loves me for who i am and doesnt mind just sitting somewhere doing nothing while staring into the stars..without being awkward...

BattleStar Galactica Season 3 rocks my world!

2006-10-22T04:46:00.000+08:00

Holy Frack! Thank the God Of Gemini for beseeching unto us the honour of this amazing TV Series, Battlestar Galactica.

Sure, the original series was kinda fracked, but what sorta effects do you expect in the 70's. This latest installment is way better than anything the predecessor could have been, and a million time better than anything on TV right now, including Lost.

But this show has once again proved to be so much more than cool special effects and sexy robot chicks. Whilst watching the latest episode, i was literally trembling like a nervous little girl, just waiting with bated breath on every scene, wondering what was going to happen next, if Adama was really going to survive, how Colonel Tigh must have felt holding her dying body in her arms, how Sharon felt while she practically betrayed her kind. So much emotion....

I love this show, and can't believe so many people have forsaken because they think its just another Star Trek or Star Wars space combat people blown up special effects show. Well, its their loss....stupid frackers. haha!

America copies Malaysia in implementing their own ISA!

2006-10-18T11:38:00.000+08:00

Who'd have thought it eh? Malaysia, a country that they, America, probably look at as backwards and populated by tree dwelling creatures, is copying us!

Oh, what an honour!

Basically, they've looked at us, specificly, the Internal Security Act, and seeing as how it fits perfectly with their new objective of undermining democracy and implementing the new tyranny that is the Bush Assimiliation of All That Is Good and Democratic, they've just made up their own version. Plus they get to do things that border on torture like sleep deprivation and induced hypothermia.

Hmmm, wait a minute. Border on torture? Wtf does that mean? Lets just examine first, the definition of torture:

Torture is the infliction of severe physical or psychological pain as an expression of cruelty, a means of intimidation, deterrent or punishment, or as a tool for the extraction of information or confessions.
the deliberate, systematic, or wanton infliction of physical or mental suffering by one or more persons in an attempt to force another person to yield information or to make a confession or for any other reason; "it required unnatural torturing to extract a confession"
severe mental anguish or physical pain

I dont know about you, but sleep deprivation and induced hypothermia seem to be pretty much across and into the realm of torture.

Their version is called "Military Commissions Act of 2006". Doesn't sound anything as scary as our version, but you know, but naming it so inconspicuosly, the already retarded American society won't even bother about it. Genius!

Kung Fu Joe gets married!

2006-10-16T23:41:00.000+08:00

Yes, the unthinkable happened. Joe Ang got married. Ok, well, its not so unthinkable to all of us who know him. He's one sappy hapless romantic. May (thats his wife) must be thanking her lucky stars that she managed to snag him. He's a member of a dying species of sappy romantic fools.

Anyways, manage to over-snap while on the way, and at Kulai, Johor where the wedding lunch was held...

The car was fueled by Shell. The passengers were fueled by Tiger.

Just before releasing a Tiger powered techno-fart

Whilst talking to his girl, Yoges ran out of fuel and needed to be refueled mid-air.

You can't prove we were drinking and driving!

I call this work of art, "Beer at Crotch".

Joe and Yoges rekindling their gay flame.

Geez, MORE fuel. Hooray!

2 of Joe's friends from KL

Happy fueled fools. Ah, alcohol, the great bridge between cultures and races

Joe, resigned to his fate that night, to drink till he drops

The AFTER shot.

The happy couple!

The cork flew and hit somebody! Thats Kung Fu Joe for you.

Ah, and then there was all the "Yam Sengs".

Joe couldnt believe his luck. A party for him to drink all he wants and he still gets to take the chick home.

Proof that we attended. Don't ask me why i tucked in.

P.S Fucker matt..aiyoh....

Hiatus

2006-10-10T04:28:00.000+08:00

hi‧a‧tus /haɪˈeɪtəs/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[hahy-ey-tuhs] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation –noun, plural -tus‧es, -tus. 1. a break or interruption in the continuity of a work, series, action, etc

That about sums up whats been happening with my blog. Just been too busy with work and life in general to be genuinely motivated to write anything thats worth writing down. I'm reminded to what a speaker at the TechEd conference said about blogging. Basically, he said that only Americans have time to blog. Asians, usually dont, we're too busy working or being overworked. It made total sense.

Will be going to JB this weekend for a friends wedding. Ah, finally, a chance to overwork my new 'old' camera. I'll try to snap some pictures of the sober people, basically, a few before and after shots as well. Might come in handy whenever i need extra cash and need to blackmail a few friends. Ah, the power of technology.

I will solemly try not to become a cam whoring biatch

2006-09-12T23:20:00.000+08:00

I've got a camera. Not just any plain old camera. A camera that has a definition of MORE than 0.3 Megapixels! Woohoo! Someone start the party.

In case you didnt know, which i'm sure you dont, i've been surviving with my puny built-in camera which has a whopping 0.3 megapixel camera. Amazing i know. Sometimes the pictures i take come out looking like some kinda Michaelangelo oil painting, which was done when he was high on pot.

Anyways, i bought a Sony cybershot DSC-P10 from my friends Berdy, and now you, my dear readers, will reap the benefits. You will be able to view every single booger thats in my nose. I bet you can't wait.

Only with a 5 megapixel camera will you be able to uncover the layers of dust hiding on your dashboard, invisible to the naked eye

Mad Doctor playing with Mad Dog.

Hmm, no boogers today. Stay tuned for more boogers, only at Booger.tv

Mad Dog Bizkit giving one poser maut. Mad Doctor's car at the background. He just got new skirtings done.

Eat smelly socks, boy! Muahah!

Sip it and Savour it

2006-08-31T17:24:00.000+08:00

We must be getting old. We didnt puke. Not a single person. And we didn't get very wasted. Well, considering there was only 4 bottles of whisky, i guess thats to be expected.

Don't get me wrong. Its not as though our primary mission in life is to get wasted and puke disgusting green and brown fluid like gunk all over the place. Its just that its strange how our drinking habits have evolved over the years.

Stage 1 (16-20) = Motto of the day was, "Quantity, not quality" . Everyday.

Stage 2 (20-23) = Mixture of Quantity and Quality. Mostly weekend binges. We'd have the odd weeknight drinking stupors.

Stage 3 (23 and above) = "Quantity" correlates directly with bank balances. Preference on Quality and crappy funny conversation.

Its a fact then. I'm getting old. Its not so bad, if you know how to enjoy it.

On a side note, we had a great view from the hotel room. We could see almost the whole city from our 17th floor window. The best part was when the fireworks started. All over the city, the skyline was erupting in multi colours. The best was the one at Sunway Pyramid. Gorgeous! Whatever was happening at other places paled in comparision. I wish i was under those fireworks with her.

Whats happening in Tanjung Tuan?

2006-08-30T13:05:00.000+08:00

I was reading how a man got arrested while trying to pass something to our PM. He never got near enough, but he did shout:

"Don't hit me, I am an old man. Save Tanjung Tuan!"

I did some digging online, and found that Tanjung Tuan is a reserve forest somewhere in Melaka.

According to the Malaysian Nature Society website, this coastal areas surrounding this place is rich in corals and natural fauna/flora like sea turtles. Amazing! Never even heard about this place before until now. Wonder if its a good place to go camping or jungle trekking.

Well, whatever it is, i hope the place isnt being torn down to fit in yet another hotel or recreational area. Somethings are better left un-touched.

Merdeka? Bleh.

2006-08-30T12:09:00.000+08:00

Tomorrow we Malaysians celebrate the greatest day in our history. Our independence day. Merdeka.

I guess i should be worked up about this. I guess flags should be flying on top of my car, on my house and anywhere else i can think of. Sadly (is it really?), this isnt the case.

I can honestly say that i have never in my short existence, been really excited to celebrate Merdeka. Yea, sure, i do look forward to it, but only because its a holiday. These days however, Merdeka is just another excuse to get wasted.

I wonder why i am this way. I also wonder why almost everyone i know is the same way. I really don't know 1 person that really looks forward to Merdeka day. Perhaps i just don't know enough ppl. Having said that, its not as though i just have 5 friends. I do have quite a lot of friends, not all of them close like a brother or sister, but friends none the less. The point is, never have i seen them excited about Merdeka. My family is no different. Everyone is just happy that its a holiday. No need to go to work. No need to go to school. Yay.

Just another Malaysian Tourist in Malaysia

I can't speak for the rest, but i really don't feel like this is my country. Don't confuse this with whether or not i love this country. Thats not in question. I love this country a lot. I love the food, i love the freaky weather. I love people (well, most of them). There are a lot of things i dont love about this country as well, but thats for another day. Bottom line, is i love this country, and would probably die for this country if it got invaded by Americans or Aliens.

Back to the point i was trying to make, which is that i don't feel like this is my country. In fact, i feel more like a tourist, who's got a PR status in this land. I feel like an outsider, a curious watcher of daily activities. Nothing more.

Its curious to note, that during the colonial times, this was exactly the desired effect that the British were going for. Divide and conquer. And even after nearly 49 years, i feel divided. I do not feel Malaysian. Is everyone else like this too? Ask yourself. If the british arent creating this effect, who is? Am i simply indifferent and uncaring?

Thoughts of grandeur and ministers going "Boom"!

Almost everyday, i meet someone who wants to bomb the entire Parliment to smithereens. But no one ever says the want to nuke Malaysia to glory. The "rakyat" loves the country, but hate the politics.

Without going too deep into this, i'd say that Malaysians have got a huge problem with the way the country is run. I really do. Quota's and shit. Yeah yeah, the common excuse is "...the country will not grow unless the majority progresses as well...". That makes sense, perfect sense. But how long more? How long more should the "majority population" be spoon fed, at the expense of the minority population? Another 50 years?

And then there's that latest incidents of temples being destroyed. What kind of effect did these damn retards think that will have on the "rakyat" ? Did you know that the Catholic Church in Shah Alam took nearly 20 years to build. At one point, construction had to stop because in the design plans, the Cross on top of the church was taller than the Shah Alam mosque minarets. Talk about an ego problem. Geez. And do you know where this Church is? Its in industrial land. Surrounded by warehouses and factories. Never theless, i'm eternally grateful that the Church even managed to get built. Thank God for that. Without his help, i think it would have taken another 20 years.

I think i've ranted more than i should. There's many more things i can rant about, but its pointless. No one important is going to read my blog. And even if they do, they'd probably throw my ass in jail, than actually try to do something about the whole situation.

Anyways, Happy Merdeka people! Have a great one. I'll be getting wasted, as usual. Hope i get to see fireworks this year.

My loveable canine friends

2006-08-26T11:46:00.000+08:00

Is it all dogs are just great loveable creatures, or that i've been blessed with truly wacky loveable mutts?

Whatever it is, life has been a bit more interesting thanks to these furry creatures. They've all become part of the family, even inheriting the family name. I think my home will be really bored if we never kept dogs. Its sad that they don't have lifespans as long as us. I always thought Butch would be with me forever.

This is Dee Dee. Don't let you eyes deceive. She's not an overgrown white mouse with a red collar. She really is a dog.

She's only been with us nearly 2 years now. She's about that age also. My aunt saw this little white pup, stranded in the middle of a road. She rescued it and gave it to me. Some of my cousins said she's the ugliest dog they've ever seen, but i disagree. I think she's the cutest thing on 4 legs. If only she wasnt such a destroyer of things. Did i mention that she seems to be perpertually on ecstasy or something? She should be the mascot for Energizer batteries.

This brown mutt is Bizkit. The name was derived from the group Limp Bizkit. I actually got this freak from Nilai (used to study there).

He used to come to our house and my neighbours house a lot, but he was always limping, hence the name Limp Bizkit. Anyways, after we starting taking care of him, feeding him, the limp dissapeared, so we we forced to discard the 'Limp'. Then came the semester break, which was 2 weeks. During this time, everyone goes back to their home town and shit (i've never met any students in Nilai who were actually from Nilai). Seeing as how he was going to be on his own for 2 weeks, which i thought was rather cruel, i decided to bring him home. Went with my dad to Nilai, gave him a pre-car trip bathe and stuffed his butt into the car.

Now, i think Bizkit had a rather interesting 'childhood' in Nilai. We once saw him take part in an orgy. No shit. Really. Dogs just fucking. But it was a gay orgy. Fracking hell. They would like take turns and shit.

Friend: " hey guys, check this out...Bizkit's fucking a bitch"
Friend2: "wtf. its an orgy"
Me: "Bastards a player"
Friend: "Looks like he's done. 30second man"
Me: "Hmm, why's the bitch getting on Bizkit?"
Friend2: "That bitch has got a dick man"
ALL: Fuck..

(events were dramatized for added suspense and profanity, whatever that means)

Anyway, he aint gay no more. Now he just chases Dee Dee around. Or maybe he's a bisexual dog. Its funny watching them. Dee Dee thinks he's playing. Seeing as how she's been spayed, i guess she doesnt have those 'horny' tendencies. Must be mental torture for Bizkit. Hasn't gotten laid in a while. Poor bastard. Haha! Well, i'm sure he got enough action during his Nilai days.

Sell car. Buy camera.

2006-08-24T18:30:00.000+08:00

Shocking but true. I'm looking for a buyer for my old car. Its a Mazda 626. Last i checked, it was a '84 model. Or was it an '86 model. Oh frack..its old ok. Affectionately known as 'abang' to all my friends, this car will be missed. I know guys always name their cars after girls, but the name kinda sprouted from its odd number plate, and it stuck.

I wish i could hang on to this baby, as i've got loads of memories with it. Memories worth cherishing. Like that time **tooot***tooot*** and then ****toooted somemore ***** while it ***tooot***.

Did i mention that this baby comes with a Digital Spedometer? Yeap. It gets the chicks everytime. Especially those Japan GT babes. They like digital stuff. Quick, go slap a digital clock on your forehead.

Money Money, its so Funny..

Alas, i'm gonna have to give her up, cause its simply not practical for me to maintain 2 cars with my wages. In the end, neiter will be maintained properly. So, sent it for one last maintanence, and might send it for a final tune up before i sell it off.

Borrowed my friend's (Bernard who is affectionately known as Burn-the-nerd ) Sony camera, to take some pics. One of my colleagues friends might be interested in buying it. My mechanic found me a buyer, though at a rather cheap price. I think i'll start posting on motortrader, see whats the response. My cousin also suggested i go to colleges and put up notices, cause it seems these foreign students will buy these old cars.

Here's some of the snaps i took of abang (click on it for larger a view):

Oh yea, i'm selling it for RM2.5k. Negotiable off course. So spread the word peeps. I need the money to buy a camera, or maybe a new set of wheels for the Nissan. hah!

Fake Beauty

2006-08-22T11:38:00.000+08:00

Tyra Tyra. Tsk Tsk Tsk. I know you're getting old, but you're still hot. I don't understand why you have to resort to cheap tricks..like picture enhancements. Its so obvious. Its so fake. I wonder if those boobs are even real. Damn you Photoshop!

My cousin who's just started working in UK tells me that everyone over there has got a boob job. *sigh* Though i'm curious as too how these boob jobs feel like, i wouldnt wanna shag anyone who has a boob job. As i'm an animal in bed, i don't know if my animal like behaviour might rupture the boob (or boobs) and cause silicon and what not to squirt all over the place. Gross.

Poor Start by Liverpool and Me

2006-08-19T22:23:00.000+08:00

Liverpool

Feel so let down. Dissapointed. Barking Mad.

Once again, and yet again, we flatter to deceive. We could have lost the game. All credit to Sheffield United though, they played well and were very organized in their play and tactics. Passed the ball better too. But overall, they didnt trouble us much.

Liverpool were just poor, only stuttering throughout. And yet again, we needed Stevie G to do something. I'm getting sick at how we're becoming a one man team. I don't mind individual brilliance from great players, especially in games which need to be won. For example, the Champions League final. We needed that extra drive and skill from Stevie G to push us that extra yard against an extremely talented AC Milan side.

But this is Sheffield United for goodness sake!!!

No excuses can be made. Sure we lost Carragher and Riise early. Sure, a lot of non-1st eleven players we're playing, but they played like ghosts of themselves. Even after we equalised, we took our foot of the accelarator, and were just content to strut around in arrogance, as though we were going to win with ease.

Sometimes, being a Liverpool supporter is really heart wrenching.

And now...me...

I'm doing an IT Certification at the moment, CCNA. Go look it up if you're giving me blank looks and half expecting an elaboration of the term.

Anyways, enough about your ignorance, more on mine. Had a multiple choice question exam, and a hands on skill based exam. Did ok with the MCQ, but totally did the hands on exam like how Liverpool just played. Overconfident and dumbass. Thank god for one dude, that helped me out. He's only still studying, doing his final year exam, but he's a freakin' genius with numbers. I hate classless IP addressing.

Argh. I can just see my social life fading away like ....ermm..like things that tend to fade away. Age? Fog? Sanity?

Its back to the books, making notes and memorization for me. See you guys in 6 months time.

Superman? No. I need the police.

2006-08-15T16:34:00.000+08:00

I think the police need to rethink their strategy of keeping the peace, that is, if they even have any.

Are you my saviour?

In areas where crime is rampant, i think it would be better to have policemen doing their patrols on foot. Why? Well, quite simply, if i were a thief/murderer/rapist/pokemon, i'd be worried more of these 'foot soldiers'. The foot soldiers will know if there is a commotion that happened few blocks down the road and can investigate immediately. Also, i think the community will feel a lot safer if they knew that there was a cop nearby on patrol.

As compared to the policemen that just drive around with their bikes and cars, all i'd have to do is wait for them to pass by, then i can do my dirty deed and they wouldnt even have known .

Personally, i think the police have a lot of work to do when it comes to repairing their public image. Doing something like this, where the police get down to the same level and meet the public, in stead of wheezing around like celebrities in their tinted cars, is much better.

Now, this idea is going to totally backfire and give me an inverse fart if the policemen that go around on patrols on foot are crooked and dirty. Imagine if the policemen goes around asking all the business owners for protection money, bribes, etc. Frack.

I'd waste the mofo.

World gone mad

Its pure lunacy how some of our politicians rant and rave and organize sing-a-longs and protests about whats happening in Palestine. Don't get me wrong, whatever is happening there is just mind fucking.

But my point is, is our little country Malaysia an Eden on Earth? Are we living in blissful harmony? Is everyone happy and healthy? Do we all have families and homes? Can we all read, write and think creatively?

Is it safe for us to walk out of our homes? Is the sanctity and rights of women and children protected?

Is there justice in this country?

Memoirs of an Honest cop

The police. Does anyone dream of being a policeman or policewoman anymore? In my world, they dont seem much better than the crooks. Granted, not all that rotten apples, but thats the image thats being protrayed. I bet you only dirty crooked bastards dream of becoming policemen in this country. Its legalized crime.

Why do politicians earn so much?

2006-08-14T10:42:00.000+08:00

This question has always been nagging in my mind. In theory, i suppose it could be justified be saying :

they are elected by us, thus we should give them all our money just for the heck of it
they represent the community, and speak for our rights, so we must give them our money too
they need to wear expensive clothes and drive expensive cars so as to make a good impression to others, hence, lets give them all our money too.

Pocket Change

I read with suprising curiosity this article, where Deputy Umno Youth, Khairy Jamaluddin revealed how he incurred losses up to RM200,000 when he sold off his ECMLibra shares. Poor bugger. He lost rm200k. We should all pity the fool and weep in sorrow.

OR...

We should actually question, why someone in the government (i'm speaking about ALL government officials..not just that brat Khairy) should have RM200,000 to lose? Instead of whining and making so much hullabaloo about whats happening in Palestine/Israel, shouldn't these blokes do a self check and correct their faults before preaching to others?

Politicians should be the epitomy of humbleness. After all, WE did infact elect them. It is not a gift to them. It is a priviledge that WE have given to them. By electing them, we have made them our voice in the world.

The worlds greatest politician of the new world, was never a politician, nor did he ever want to be.

Mahatma Gandhi, frequently took the train, walked across miles in his sandals, lived in a farm, and wore nothing but a piece of cloth almost all of the time. Can you ever imagine any politician ever doing this, or heck, even showing 1% of this kind of humbleness?

It is absolutely revolting and disgusting to see how politicians now days parade themselves like celebrities, and think they are above us all.

A lot of good work can be accomplished with RM200,000. A lot of homeless people can be fed with RM200,000. The suffering of a lot of sick people in our OWN country can be eased with RM200,000. I wish i had RM200,000 to lose. At least i'd try to lose it to people who really need it. Don't believe me? Give it to me and you will see.

Life Updates

2006-08-02T23:08:00.000+08:00

Yes dear readers, i'm happy to report that i am still alive.

Spank you later!

The Sea Cucumber

2006-07-18T11:55:00.000+08:00

The sea cucumber is an echinoderm of the class Holothuroidea, with an elongated body and leathery skin and is mostly found on the sea floor worldwide. It is so named because of its cucumber-like shape. Like all echinoderms, sea cucumbers have an endoskeleton just below the skin.

Sea cucumbers are generally scavengers, feeding on debris in the benthic layer. Their diet consists of plankton and other organic matter found in the sea. One way they might get a supply of food is to position themselves in a current where they can catch food that flow by with their tentacles when they open. Another way is to sift through the bottom sediments using their tentacles. They can be found in great numbers beneath fish farms.

They have the peculiar adaptation of expelling first sticky threads, perhaps to incapacitate predators, and then their internal organs when startled by a potential predator. These organs can then be regrown.

When sea cucumbers are eating, by browsing the seabed, they cannot breathe through their mouth, so they can breathe through their bottom as well. Sea cucumbers reproduce by releasing sperm and ova into the ocean water. Depending on conditions, one organism can produce thousands of gametes.

(Courtesy of Wikipedia)

I'm too sexy...

2006-07-17T23:14:00.000+08:00

Had a good work out in the gym just now. I try to go at least 3 times a week. In the beginning, i was quite apprehensive about going, because i was a insecure about myself, and i had this image of being surrounded by big size mofo's carrying weights that were heavier than me. I just didnt think my ego could handle it.

But, i just sucked it in, and dived in. And now, i really enjoy working out, sorta like an addiction. And i dont even care about those other guys who are bigger and stronger than me. They're really nice people, and give me and the other newbies good advice. One thing i realised, is that i have to go with a positive attitude, and be friendly, because no one likes a stuck up prick.

Now, i've got a rough idea what i want to accomplish, but one things for sure, i dont wanna become a freak. Like this freakazoid:

I can't decide if he's in pain, or just blissfully happy

Also, i want to be porpotionate. For example, i just don't really want to just work out my biceps and look another version of a freak , this these bozo's:

One of my friends suggested that i take steroid injections, to increase the speed of my developement, but although the idea was tempting, i realise its just a shortcut. I think i would be prouder of what i accomplish by doing it the hard way, and thats the way its gonna be. I'll stick to my protein supplements, and trying to eat right.

Up, up and a way!

I've noticed a lot has changed in myself ever since i started working out regularly. I actually wake up energized sometimes, and eager to do work. While at work, i pay more attention, and feel like doing MORE work. As cliched as it sounds, a healthy body really does make a healthy mind.

There's a blender in my brains

2006-07-17T17:59:00.000+08:00

Killer sea cucumbers

Not sure whats happened to me. Been tired and dazed lately. Think i've lost all motivation to work, or do anything productive. I swear, she will be the death of me. hah!

So, what interesting thing have i done lately. Hmmm, lets see. I think i bathe the mutts last week. Saw Superman. Played like Zidane yesterday during futsal, minus the head butt. Signed up for a CCNA course. Had random thoughts of starting a company. And then there's that stuff i can't blog about. What did you think? I don't blog about everything you know, only the stuff i want you to know. Oh, and the usual days of drunken nights. Noticed i don't smoke much lately. Alcohol consumption hasnt changed though.

Loonies of USJ11

I think USJ 11 is fast becoming a looney bin. Forget about the mosquito's, they old news. Don't be suprised if you see the MPSJ cracking down on these wondering looney tunes.

My first encounter was when i was sitting in the car with my girl, talking (i swear, we really were just talking la!) about life and stuff. Then this sorta well dressed indian man comes walking out of the the back alley and walks in our direction. From my first impression, especially the way he was walking and the body language....the biatch was drunk. My second impression more or less confirmed it, cuz he walked past the car, then reversed, and stared into the car and gave us the thumbs up, and smiled, and then walked away. My first thoughts was "I' wanna run his drunk ass down and catapult his useless existence back to the moon".

My second encounter, wasnt as close. In fact, it was more of an observation. It was sometime after noon, and as i was driving to fetch my girl who stays nearby, i happened to glimpse another weird assed Indian guy standing under a tree facing a van. The way his hand was positioned was almost like he had it in his pants, "His hands can't be where i think it is...hmm" .

Anyway, after picking my girl, we were driving back the route which i came from, and the guy was still there, his back facing us. It was unmistakable what the freak was doing. His left hand was moving in an all too familliar jerky movement, and as we passed by, our worst fears were confirmed. The biatch had his dick out and was wanking. I think the van was turning him on, "What a sexy exhaust you have....ahhh..."

This seriuosly freaked us out, so we went back for another look in the hopes of catching him in action and flinging inanimate objects at this freak of nature. Alas, he was a very efficient wanker. By the time we passed by again, he had already stuffed his pecker back in and was confidently giving an assured and almost contented pose next to the tree.

*sigh*

I wished i had a digital camera.

Top5 things to blow my cash on!

2006-07-13T12:52:00.000+08:00

A wicked digital camera

BUDGET: RM1000

New sets of 16" tyres and rims

BUDGET: RM2000

A new desktop system to put in my room, just to add more cool geek factor.

BUDGET: RM1200

A new Liverpool jersey from Liverpool FC online store

BUDGET: RM200

A nice watch?

BUDGET: RM200

GRAND FRACKIN' TOTAL: RM4600

Thats a shit load of cash to blow on a shitload of useless item. The car accessories are quite important though. Tyres are quite worn out, though it might come in handy if i ever intend to pick up drifting. Might be kinda tough on a auto car though, but whats life without a few challenges eh? HAHA!

Dietmar Hamann

2006-07-13T10:30:00.000+08:00

I knew it was coming, but it was still sad to hear that Hamann is leaving Liverpool. Its almost like the day Fowler left Liverpool all those years ago.

Those who don't follow football much, would probably think, "Who da frack is Hamboy?"

It shows how well he does his job, if he is a virtual unknown. Destined never to be as high profile as a Beckham, or a Ronaldinho, but to those who watch and study the game, and appreciate the game, Hamann is a colossus of a player.

Hamann personifies ruthless German efficiency at its best. He plays in that unglamourous holding midfielder role, breaks up opposition play, and allows others to roam free and wild. It is a testament to the player, that many agree that the turning point of the Champions League final was when Hamann came on at half time, at which point Liverpool were already losing 3-0.

The effect of bringing Hamann on is now legendary. He completely nullified the dangerous plays of Kaka (who was on fire in the first half), and allowed other players like Gerrard, Alonso and Smicer to roam forward and tie the game.

In the FA Cup final, he did the same thing.

Poetry in Motion...sort of..

Watching Hamann go about his business isnt very pretty, but it is very interesting. At his peak, he was considered one of the best in the business, even Real Madrid wanted him to replace Makelele. Its almost like some twisted poetry, how he glides around the pitch with his gangly limbs, and never seems to have to run at full pace to tackle anyone.

He will be missed. I think i'll go get a Liverpool jersey with his name embroided across the back.

Insider Scoop: Portugal World Cup Training Methods!

2006-07-06T17:25:00.000+08:00

I had a pretty uneventful day at work today, until my friend asked me if i wanted to look at something top secret. Normally, i would have been suspicious at the nature of this very question, but he reassured me he was not going to show me his privates, or the privates of any of his family members.

Anyways, i transfered this top secret video clip, and watched it. I was speechless, utterly dumbfounded...for a while. But once the initial shock had died down, i made a vow to spread the truth to all. I will use my blog for the betterment of humanity!

It is too shocking to stream, so please, click here to play this clip! (If you are unable to play the clip on your browser, simply right click and download it to your comp).

What the hell happened to common sense?

2006-07-06T10:41:00.000+08:00

A mother takes her kids to the railway track, to wait for a train to come screaming into their bodies and extinguish all signs of life.

Why a mother would do such a thing is beyond my understanding. This action is nothing to do with love. Why punish innocent children? Anyways, i don't think anyone will truly know what happen, no matter what the papers say. This woman is going to burn in hell for her actions.

Its a small miracle that 2 of her kids survived, but theyre under intensive care . I fear that they may be scarred for life after this. How does one have a normal childhood? I hope and i pray that the right people will be around them to guide them through this.

Oh Mr.Smarty pants politician

Datuk G. Palanivel suggested that our censorship board should cut out all scenes depicting suicide. Apparently, he is concerned that these scenes are turning into real life tragedies, as what has happened here.

Yay, way to go Datuk G. You've certainly got a knack at this politics stuff. You know, the stuff about just saying stupid random things which involves you doing nothing and someone else doing something. How typical.

As a human being, i'd be less worried about movies, and more worried about the lack of intelligence and common sense in people these days. Are these people not getting enough education? To simply blame our problems on the movies seems like a good way of actually avoiding the problem.

You tok so big

Yea, so what would i do? Well, i for one, would do something about the damned education system. I'd revamp it to actually encourage people to think for themselves, to consider the consequences of their actions. You're probably going, "thats a swell idea boy, but what should encompass this revamped education system, that actually encourages students to think, and not to cheat like the Portugese World Cup team?".

Well, i don't know. If i did have all the answers, i wouldn't be here rambling. I'd be sitting upon some mountain and charging people by the hour for the hour for insights into my thinking and wisdom.

However, what i would do, is gather all the greatest minds, the best teachers, the most gifted students in this country and brain storm the issue. Great things happen when great minds are put together for a common goal. But this will never happen in a million years. Its pure wishful thinking on my part, to ever imagine that people in this day and age, especially those who have the power to do things like this with a snap of their fingers, will actually give a rats ass.

Worst Team Of The World Cup: BRAZIL

2006-07-02T04:56:00.000+08:00

Thats right folks. You heard it. I have officially crowned Brazil the worst team of the tournament. Some say that title should have gone to England, or Togo. But nay i say. At least England had a game plan, and always tried to keep their formation. They worked hard to get better, and did. Or little Togo, well, it would be harsh on them. They are new to the World Cup, and consists of little known players.

So, why do i pick Brazil?

1. Because so must was expected of them, and they failed miserable. If there was a lucky team in the World Cup, its Brazil. They got through by luck.

2. They played like shite, nothing like World Champions. Can you honestly say, that there was a more boring team to watch, than Brazil.

3. Overconfident and Arrogant. Classic example was the Ghana game. Simply passed the ball back to the opposition. They were extremely lucky that the Ghanians were simply in the mood to shoot down aeroplanes.

I hope this brings them down to earth. They never looked like a 'TEAM', just a bunch of big time Charlies. Kudos to France. You deserved it. It was pure joy to watch Zizou in action. The bald headed genius is back.

masterclass. elegance personified. genius

England Oh England, Why have you Forsaken me?

2006-07-02T02:42:00.000+08:00

My heart and my respect goes on to the ENTIRE England team. They finally showed their true colours. They played a superb game of football, even though they were down to 10 men in the second half.

Until the sending off of Rooney, England were by far the better team, even if the stats did not back up that claim. On top of that, they were STILL the better team after the second half.

It must have been gut wrenching to go out that way. Portugal were a pale shadow of themselves. I think that is down to the performance of the England players, in particular, Owen Hargreaves, who on the basis of this performance, should be a permanent feature of future England squads. He was the engine room of England, tirelessly running down everything, even in extra time. I want to know what the hell these Bayern Munich bastards are feeding him. He must be man-of-the-match.

Also, i think Sven and Mclaren got their tactics absolutely spot on. Scolari couldn't do anything. Perhaps Portugal missed the influence of Deco more than they expected.

The good and the bad

My bro think Gerrard had a bad game. I beg to differ. I think he was the one midfielder that was actually creating chances for England. As when England were down to 10 men, i think he tired out very fast, which was not unexpected, as he was closing down lots of space, and if you consider the long season that he's had, well...he isnt Superman.

Aaron Lennon was superb when he came on. He's taken to the international scene like fish in water. Beckham, i'm sorry, but i don't see you in future England squads.

Ashley Cole and Ferdinand were immense in defence. Crouch was excellent when he came on.

Lampard, *sigh*. I really can't say anything. You couldnt even score from the penalty spot. You'll be going home as one of the biggest dissapointments of the tournament. Shame on you.

The entire Portugese squad, hmmm...i honestly can't pick any outstanding players out. Though, i have to say, they do a very good job of acting. Disgraceful. I can't believe this cheating team is going through.

Penalties, oh how i hate thee

In the end, England only have themselves to blame. They took some very poor penalties. And kudos to Ricardo, his guesses was right.

This was by far, the most tiring game of football i have watched, on par with the recent Liverpool Champions League final win, only this time, i was filled with dissapointment of what 'might have been'. Sitting down and experiencing wave and wave of excitement, tension, boringness, mind fucked ness and so on and so forth, really taxes the body. I don't even feel excited to watch the Brazil v France game!

P.S This is probably a good time for Cristiano Ronaldo to head off out of England, to Real Madrid or something. I don't forsee him surviving in England long after scoring the winning penalty.

Superman Returns in style

2006-06-30T11:34:00.000+08:00

How do you make a movie about a grown man, who has 2 identities, and one of them involves wearing blue tights, red underwear (on the outside),boots and a cape to top it off ? Not to mention a ridiculous twirl in his hair. Perhaps more importantly, how do you make such a movie, not look dumb and impossibly retarded in this day and age?

Simple really. You get Bryan Singer to do it.

Even though we didnt get to watch it in the THX cinema last night, i thoroughly enjoyed myself. Its not very often that i go to a movie with high expectations, and leave with it intact! An example of a movie that totally backfired recently was Xmen 3. *sigh* What a dumbass movie.

No, i shall not reveal any spoilers. I'm a nice movie critic, so rest assured, you can read on.

Stars of the show

To be honest, the entire cast was superb.

Brandon Routh does a good job portraying a hurt and sad Superman, as well as playing the geeky clumsy Clark Kent. From zero to hero. Literally. Just hope the 'curse' that affected all those actors who played Superman doesnt affect him.

Kevin Spacey was awesome as Lex Luthor. As the movie wore on, you really really start to hate him more and more. Thats how good he played his part.

However, i think the stars of the show, was deffinately the screenplay writers. They did a great job. The story and the script was great. It was unique, funny and had very good plot twists.

Costume

The costume was different. It was never going to be cool, but i guess its the person that makes the clothes look good. The red underwear seems to have changed shaped a bit, from that normal men's brief's V design, to a more tight fitting boxer short style.

The cape seems almost leatherly. I can't decide if thats a good thing or a bad thing. Though, if i was Superman, i would have liked it to be a little bit longer. Hmm, on the other hand, if i was Superman, i wouldnt wear that ridiculous outfit. I'd steal Batman's costume.

Action figures sold seperately

One thing though, if you're going to watch this movie expecting lots of action and things blowing up ala Mission Impossible 3, you're going to be very dissapointed. I suspect a lot of people will not enjoy the movie because of this. Dumb asses. Everyone these days just wants action and lots of sex in the movies. If you want that, go watch Porn.

The movie is a good mix of action and drama, along the lines of Xmen and Spiderman. My friend commented, that its sorta like Korean movies = story, action, cry, story, action, cry, story. Not too sure how accurate that statement was, as i havent watched any Korean stuff before, but in regards to this movie, i'd say its one way to describe it.

As much as i'd like to see more Superman movies, i hope that they wont make anymore. Please do no spoil it by making a sequel just for the sake of it. But if they do, please please please make sure Bryan Singer is at the helm!

I hate watching world class players dive

2006-06-29T10:30:00.000+08:00

Henry chases the ball.

Puyol, the crazy haired Spanish defender is in his path, as he too chases the ball. Puyol however, realises that his left back, Mariano Perina, would reach the ball first.

Puyol then decides to slow down his pace, and put his body in the way of Henry and the ball, thus increasing the chances of Perina retrieving the ball and passing it to a Spanish player, and hopefully, start another attack going.

Henry pace however, does not let off. He knows he's lighting quick. He knows if he puts enough pressure on the defenders, something might go his way.

But Henry at full speed, fails to negotiate around a limbering Puyol and runs smack into the back of him! Kapow!

In that instant of a second, the theatrical antics of his French side take and speaks to him, "Hold ye face as though u'd been bitchslapped, even though Puyol's arms only touched your tits, fall over and do a couple of rolls"

Even though the rolls weren't executed properly, heck, they werent even executed at all, the 'acting' was enough to captivate the referee and award a free kick.

France graciously accepts, and floats one into the penalty box. Xabi Alonso is first to reach it, but his header simply pushes the ball back into the path of an on-rushing Viera. World class players don't miss from that range. France 2 - Spain 1.

Dissapointing

Players dive all the time. I don't mind if an average player dives, because sometimes thats the only skill they have. Sometimes, its the only way they can win things for their team. But its still not right, though sorta acceptable in a world where nothing is black and white, but grey.

But when a truly top class player, who's blessed with an abundance of talent, and can win games singlehandedly with the flick of his boot..... resorts to diving, it just makes me sad.

This applies to every World Class player that i love to watch.

I am absolutely disgusted to see my heroes do this. The worst part of all, is that i don't think this 'disease' is going to go away. Younger players will learn from this. Kids watching will learn from this.

Referee's, will have a hard time curbing this, unless the use to camera replays are implemented. I suggest the fourth referee do something more usefull, like have a TV set in front of him, and make decisions based on the replays.

Frankly speaking, i wouldn't have seen the dive by Henry without the instant replay. It looked a clear foul when it happened, and thus, no blame is attached to the referee for missing it.

Overall though, its been a good World Cup. I'm loving every second of it. Ok, i've run out of things to say.

Italians through, Ozzies out. What a game!

2006-06-27T01:15:00.000+08:00

Even though the final score was just a 1-0 win to the Italians, i thoroughly enjoyed the game. I especially enjoyed it more after Italy got a man sent off, Marco Materazzi. I still can't quite understand how this giant defender can play so well for Inter Milan, and get into the Italian national team, but play like a total shite when he was at other clubs. I'm sure you Everton fans know what i mean.

Italy makes defending such a joy to watch. Even more so when they were down to 10 men, and all one can do is marvel at the skill and athelthecism of their players. Ever muscle and tendon in their bodies seem to be built for defending. Their minds know instinctively what needs defending. But overall, the most amazing thing about them, is that they never ever panic. Even when it seems like they are panicking and launching the balls into no where, its almost with a calm assurance that they know they can handle whatever the opposition throws at them.

Oh, i guess it doesnt hurt to be good looking as well.

Overall though, it was a rotten way for Australia to get knocked out. A penalty awarded in the dying seconds. Tough luck. Thats football. However, having said that, i believe Italy were the better team thorought. Their attacks were incisive and effective. Their passing was thoughtful. Need i go on about their defending?

Australia on the other had, looked depleted without creative and forceful players like Kewell and Emerton. They struggled badly to break down the Italians. There was a lot of effort, but there was no one to provide that killer pass, that precise throughball that can split defences and win games.

Italy, looked like they had 10 players who could do that.

What a game, what a World Cup. Once again, i have to lament how i hate that i have to work in the mornings, and can't watch all these games. *sigh*

Too much of a good thing is bad for you

2006-06-26T22:09:00.000+08:00

I reaped the consequences of my own action today. I couldnt go to work because of a combination of factors. To better illustrate my predicament, kindly refer to the diagrams below:

Friday Night....

Saturday Night...minus the girl...

The entire month of June...

I hate getting sore throats. Had to take MC today because of this. Didnt really feel like going to work with my fucked up sore throat, and working in my office which is like working in a freezer. On top of that, i've got to be on the phone once in a while. Life is simply too short to put oneself through all that pain.

I think, in the country of Malaysia, these MC's are no more know as a 'Medical Certificate'. It is known as the Malaysian Certificate because everyone uses it more than their identification card. And it holds the enviable power of being able to halt employees from going to work.

*sigh* what would we do without em...

Gimme a 3 hour lunch break!

2006-06-23T16:37:00.000+08:00

Just got back from lunch about an hour ago. We drove down to Dengkil to have some 'banana leaf'. To anyone not familliar with Malaysian Cuisine, don't worry. We dont actually eat the leaf. We just eat the dishes served ON the leaf.

Also, anyone else working in Cyberjaya, will know why we drive outside of Cyberjaya to eat.

As usual, its pretty uncomfortable for me to go to Indian shops, as everyone starts talking to me in Tamil and expecting me know it. As usual, i have to reply like a dumbass, "Boss, saya tak tau cakap Tamil la". Then they'll go on asking me in questions in Tamil, about whether i really can't speak and laugh with my other friends who proceed to explain that i'm a retard who can't speak it...at all.

*sigh* One of these days, im really going to have to do something about that!

Anyways, after i overcame the humiliation of it all, i ordered drinks and such and proceeded to fill my stomach with awesomely good food .

Got back to the office an hour later, sat down at my cubicle to do some work, and thats when it hit me.

A wave of tiredness just swept over my eyes and my body. I could hardly keep awake. The alphabets on the screen started to merge with one another. The frequency of yawns began to escalate. I felt an uneasy tension of my muscles on my arms and legs, a tension that only a good strech and a nap could cure.

Thank goodness the boss left half and hour after we came back. Else i think he would have found me snoozing at my table and drooling all over my laptop. Wouldnt be a pretty sight.

This happens everytime after lunch. Its absolutely irritating! I wish i could skip lunch, but i can't. The stomach rules. If i was Prime Minister, i would make 3 hour lunch times and a comfortable sleeping room mandatory for all organizations. This is for the safety and benefit of the country. We don't want people, especialy those with very important positions to fall asleep on the job and accidentally blow up Singapore. Well, they can blow up Singapore, but not Thailand.

These people would take rotating lunch shifts, so everyone gets a turn to snooze. Its pure heavenly bliss!

If i had 3 hour lunch breaks, i'd drive back to Subang and take a snooze in me 'ol comfy bed. Ahhhh.

Liverpool sign Bellamy

2006-06-23T09:50:00.000+08:00

Its official. Liverpool FC have signed Welsh international Craig Bellamy for appoximately 6 million pounds. He's even given his first interview to Liverpoolfc.tv.

I think he's a great signing, and extremely worth the money. Its hard to find a quality striker, who's blessed with abundant pace, scores bags of
goals in the premiership and works hard for the team.

Those 3 qualities should be enough for him to be regarded as one of the best strikers in the world, but the problem with him is his temperment. That part of him has always been shaky. I'm sure he knows Rafa doesnt have the patience for players who dont play their part. Just ask Cisse and Morientes.

On the down side of things, i hope this isnt the end for Sinama-Pongolle. When he first came to Liverpool together with La Tallec, big things were expected of them. Though i've always preferred La Tallec, as he's a stylish flair player in the mould of Bergkamp and Litmanen, Sinama seems more effective to the style of the Premiership.

He's shown a great attitude and a willing ness to work hard for the team. He's about the same build as Bellamy too, so attitude and tempermant apart, they're almost exactly the same type of player. It would be great if we could keep Sinama, who is blessed with good pace as well, a necessary element for any player who wants to make it in the EPL.

If Bellamy performs anywhere near as how he has for his previous clubs, then he would have been a great signing already. Lets hope the pressure of playing for one of the worlds most illustrious clubs won't 'weigh' him down.

The revolution begins - ZINDEE.COM !

2006-06-22T13:36:00.000+08:00

Zindawha' ?

Zindee.com baby. Yes, its going to be the next best thing since toilet paper. It will give you an orgasm like never before. No, its not porn. well, maybe not yet.

Its actually a domain name i purchased. I got the inspiration for this domain from Star Trek: Enterprise. In the 3rd season, Captain Archer and crew go on this incredible journey to seek out this alien species, that threatens to decimate the entire human civilisation. Keep in mind, that in this series Enterprise, is actually pre-Captain Kirk and his philandeering ways. The damned ship didnt even have shields. Transporters were just developed and humans didnt trust the damn technology. Heck, even their phasers couldnt even kill a rat. And to top it all, the entire season 3 was one big long story arc about this.

Oh, before i forget, the alien species was called Xindi. Geez, this is what happens when i start talking about Star Trek and all things sci-fi. I stray off topic, just like a teenage girl having a conversation with her teenage girl best friend.

Anyway, enough about Star Trek..for now.

Zin me up baby!

I haven't really decided what to do with this domain. I've already got free hosting, as its one of the perks of working IN a hosting company. *cue for evil laughter*

I had a few types of servers/hosting types to choose from, like Windows, Linux, Plesk or even Plesk VPS. But i decided for the Plesk. I do a lot of troubleshooting work for my Plesk customers, hence, i think i know it quite well.

When i say 'a lot of troubleshooting', i don't mean that the software itself is problematic or buggy. It just means that customers are dumb.

For example, Dumbass Customer 1 (lets call him DC1) calls up and asks all sorts of silly question, when infact, all he had to do to get the answers was simply click the 'help' button. Really, the help function in Plesk is all one needs. Perhaps he had gotten numb to the word help. As Malaysians, we always think that when someone asks for help from us, some where in the back of our minds, in the far reaches of consciousness, there is a "department" that goes into overdrive, thinking how this person is just going to screw up over for all the help we've given them.

Maybe help should simply be changed to "before you call tech support, click here. IGNORANT RETARD!"

Hmm, maybe it would be better if everything before the word "..here." was left out. The remaining portion is quite sufficient.

Anyways, DC1 then asks something totally moronic, "How do i upload my files, please show me step by step oh wise tech support person, as i am a moron of galactic porportions".

In the spirit of kindness and all that is good and sweet smelling, i reply him, "You piece of cow dung, what do you think the button called 'upload' means?"

DC1 "Thank you oh Thank you great master. You are truly strong in the Force. I bow to your bungholio"

Me "Yah yah ya.quit your whining you fool. Your mama so fat, that when she farted she launched herself into orbit. Bye and have a nice day!"

BLANK

So what do i do with my new domain? I need to sit and properly think this though. I'm very excited to have a piece of my own on the net, but i'm sorta excited over nothing...literally. So far, i've got a few ideas:

1. Post naked pictures of my butt
2. Install a blog software and blog from there (that means this current blog will be discontinued)
3. Sell something. I dont know what yet. Maybe i can sell naked pictures of my butt. Hmm, maybe not, i might attrack gays and women with strapons.
4. Start an online community. I dont know what kind though. Maybe something for me and my friends.
5. Just leave it empty, and wait for someone to offer me $5,000,000 for it.

Decisions decisions....

The England Crisis

2006-06-21T09:30:00.000+08:00

Yes, english people all over that blady island are in a crisis. They're team, so long held up as one of the best teams in the world, have quite frankly, been playing like shite in the world cup games.

The team seems sluggish, perhaps burdened by the expectations of an entire country. Imagine that , these expectations could be measured. Also, imagine that on average, an english fan's expectations for their country to do well in the World Cup is about 50kg. That should be roughly 1/3 of their weight. Fat bastards.

Anyways, expand your imagination further, and imagine, if only just 1/4 of their population expected Beckham and gang to do well, so thats 60 million fat bastards divided by 4 which is ...ermm....damnit, where's that calculator....hmm...what does the divided sign look like again eh......AHHH!

15 Million Fat Bastard England fans.

Now, if the expectations of 15 million bastards were collectively weighed down on the English team, that means that they'd have to withstand a grand total of 750,000,000 kg. And if they're all drunk, just multiply this number by 1000.

Now, i truly understand why i learnt maths. Its to be used in comprehending pathetic team performances by England as well as calculating the gravitational forces that affect Peter Crouch and Pamela Anderson's boobs.

Anyways, i think "Sven's Men" were pumped with hulk-like porpotions of steroids or something, because for the first 45 minutes of the England v Sweden game, they managed to lift the burden of them and actuall play good decent, passing and attacking football. I actually managed to get through it without more than 2 yawns! Amazing!

Well, it didnt last through the 2nd half though. Was yawning like mad. But still, there were plenty of plus points, like the performance of Rooney, Hargreaves and 2 Cole's. However, Senor Beckham, Lampard and Carragher had truly woeful games. I'm surpised we didnt see Aaron Lennon play this morning. He seems like a real handful.

Well, here's a good England joke i found:

Rumours that England midfielder Frank Lampard was seen successfully seducing a young woman in a Danish nightclub with a one-liner have been completely refuted by the English FA.

An FA spokesman stated: "I find it totally preposterous to suggest that one of our players could make a successful pass to or at anyone."

Goodbye my friend

2006-06-20T23:53:00.000+08:00

We've known you for the better part of 15 years i think. I still remember the day Mum found you. We were outside, in the garden. I think i was trying to kill some ants, or was i playing badminton. Mum was doing her normal gardening. Then i heard her calling us frantically, to come see some dog, You.

You were under a car, that was parked right infront of our neighbours house. You looked scared, but brave. You even growled at us as we tried to feed you. You never left us since, until tonight.

It was hard to let you go. A part of me thought you would live forever, or at least as long as me. You never looked your age. In human years, you'd be more than 100 years old! And still you looked as cute as a puppy.

Sometimes i wished i was a kid, least things like this wouldnt hurt so much, eh?

I wonder if i'll ever love a dog as much as i loved you. Sappy, i know. But its true. There was something about you that made you so loveable by all. In fact, you weren't just a dog to us. You were one of us, a member of the family.

Sometimes you were too human, which was irritating at times. Like how you had 'selective' hearing. And how you could unlock the side gate latch with your nose to get out. And how you always wanted to be with everyone in the house whenever we had any guests at home.

You weren't a Lassie or anything. You certainly didnt save us from snakes or wolves. But what you did do, was giving us 15 years of joy and love. Its hard to imagine what my family's life would have been without you.

I think i'll miss you the most when i come back from work. I'll miss not having you walk right up to my car door when i'm coming out. I'll miss touching that nose and petting that face. I'll miss you trying to open the door and get into the house before me.

Goodbye Butch. Goodbye my friend. Say hi to Mum.

WC Thoughts by Yoda

2006-06-19T13:05:00.000+08:00

1. Brazil

Only glimpes of their brilliance , have we seen. Much more must come from the horsed-face , pony tailed one they call Ronaldinho

2. England

Strong in the force is Steven Gerrard, but i fear that his talent is mis-used by the dark lord, Sven. Only when they can harness the combined forces of Steven Gerrard, and Wayne Rooney, win the World cup, England will.

3. Czech

Amused i am, by the Czechs. Attack, strong. Defence, weak. Make me laugh, they do. Much entertainment in winning and in defeat.

4. Italy

The dark side clouds everything, impossible to see the future is.

5. Ivory Coast

Good relations with the Wookies, they have.

6. South Korea

Blind we are, if creation of this cloned army we could not see.

7 days

2006-06-18T23:36:00.000+08:00

I haven't blogged in 7 days. Strangely, i don't feel like clawing my eyes out.

What i do feel like though, i slapping some contact lenses on. Women all ov'r the world beware. Be prepared to be subjected to the full hypnotic gazeof my big brown eyes.

It could be worse. I could be Cyclops from X-men and blow you to smitereens with my 'gaze'.

Waiting and waiting

I'm falling asleep typing all this. Waiting for the Brazil v Australia game to start. *yawn* I'm extremely tired and sleepy. Had a good round of futsal earlier. I tried to cut back on the fancy turns and twists (im still cankled) that never work, and just tried to pass the ball around. Surprisingly, its quite fun to actually pass to a teamate, rather than running with the ball and trying to execute fancy skills but end up looking like a retard. Really.

Red Underwears and Blue Capes

How does one get away wearing a blue cape and a red underwear?

Easy, just come from the planet Krypton, and land on an alien planet where people are dumb. Also, this planet must have a Sun nearby where you can absorb tremendous amounts of energy to whoop bad guys for fun. It helps if you're a bit good looking. Butt ugly people, well, you'll still be butt ugly, so don't even bother. Its one thing to be butt ugly, its another to be butt ugly and look like a fool

Cool pose. I wonder if Superman is a metrosexual in this version.

Anyways, i'm looking forward to the upcoming Superman. I know Bryan Singer will do a good job with Superman, as he did with Xmen 1 and Xmen 2. Also, after the success of the recent Batman movie, expectations are high to produce a similiarly quality film.

Looks like they got it right with the storyline. Basically, Superman comes back to earth after a long time, and finds that the people of earth have learnt to survive without him, and that even Lois Lane has moved on. Should be good.

I hate this World Cup

2006-06-11T23:43:00.000+08:00

Why? Because i can't freakin watch it all.

How i wish i was back in school or even college, when i could watch every single game, not giving a damn that i have classes or exams the next day or even the next hour. Those were the days, when i could subject my mind and body to pure unfiltered footballing action. *sigh*

More reasons to hate working. Urgh!

I'm cankled again!

Cankled is a word i came up with to describe the pain of having an ankle injury. Its the same injury that i got about 3 weeks ago playing futsal. Tried to do one two many Ronaldinho skills today at Rio. Frack.

Lesson to all: Only attempt Ronaldinho skills if you are Ronaldinho. I dont care that you think or are the butt-ugliest person, thats no excuse to try his skills.

Hopefully, i won't have to retire from the game...hahaha. I hope the injury isnt serious. This is seriously affecting my gym activities. Haven't been to the gym in 2 weeks, even the coach called me up at home and ask what the frack happened to me.

Just slapped some deep heating rub on the sore area. After a while, it makes the whole area really cold. I think this ointment works by replacing the pain in the ankle with numbing coldness. I dont mind. I kinda like it. I just might try slapping it on in other "areas", just to see how it feels like. Hah!

Inspired to Inspire

2006-06-11T15:57:00.000+08:00

As i sat there, watching the Argentina vs Ivory Coast game, i thought to myself how much Didier Drogba has improved his game since those days when he was simply labelled as a brutish cheating diver. He even admitted as much in one interview. Perhaps he had been taking lessons from his manager about how to brutally honest and shocking at the same time.

But perhaps, he's used those criticisms, to change his game somewhat. I was particularly impressed by the way he was hacked down by Heinze, but got back up immediately, turned to face him, and with some nifty footwork, stuck past 2 players and got a shot on goal. Many players would have just used the oppurtunity to get a freekick or a penalty.

I've noticed him play like this, like a man possessed during the last few weeks of the EPL. The only word which comes to mind when i see him play like this is : INSPIRATIONAL.

The only other player who i know plays like this is Steven Gerrard. One wonders, if Stevie G did go to Chelsea, how much more unbeatable they would have been. Thank the Footballing Gods that he didnt..

The driving force

Are inspirational people just born with that characteristic, or can it be cultivated? I'd like to believe its both. I think some people are just born with the right amount of spices to be deemed inspirational. Then there are others, that become inspirational because of what happens around them.

I wonder if i've got it within me to inspire others. I hope i do. Problem is, im not sure right now what it is i'm supposed to be inspiring people to do. Lets see, what am i good at, that i can use to inspire others:

1. Grow long hair?
2. Talk crap?
3. Worship Liverpool FC?
4. How to drink alcohol like the devil and not get a hangover?

Hmm, other than No.3, i don't think the others are matters of 'substance'. Perhaps this requires more thought.

sigh urgh yay

2006-06-09T19:21:00.000+08:00

Was just about to leave work, and work just slams into my face. *sigh* I hope they realise that they're interefering with my life!

Yeah, right, a 9-6 job it seems. Its freaking 7.29pm now!

Ok, i know i whine a lot about the job, but i'm only whining to you Mr.Blog. I don't really wanna whine to anyone else. People dont like whiny people.

I like my sugar with coffee and cream

Am quite interested to know what people think of the new Omen. When i say people, i'm referring to people who've never seen the original. Wonder if they'll like it. Releasing it on 06.06.06 certainly was a good marketing scheme.

Ah, the entertainment business, the only business that can get away with milking the devil.

Great Balls!

World Cup starts tonight. I'm actually strangely not as excited as i should be. Perhaps all that commercials has killed by excitement. Sometimes its better to not know in detail what the hell is going on, and just experience it. Here are my teams of choice in order:

1. England

Personally, i hope Owen gets injured, and they play a 4-5-1 formation with Crouchy leading the line and Lampart+Gerrard bombing forward. Alas, this isnt Championship Manager, and seldom do i get to play Reality Manager.

2. Czech Republic

I've supported them mainly because i was a fan of Patrik Berger. Such a shame. So much talent, and so much injuries. Didnt he score a hattrick on his debut for Liverpool, against Chelsea of all clubs? Hahah! Something like that. Anyways, they play great football, though they're a bit soft at the back.

3. Ivory Coast

Drogba infront and Toure at the back. That sounds like a good recipe for any team to do well. Should be interesting.

Its friday night, and i'm back in the office

2006-06-02T23:27:00.000+08:00

I try to not to remind myself that its the weekend. However, i do try to remind myself that such acts of selflessness for the 'company' should enable me to get a kickass salary....i hope. At least give me a freakin' BMW.

Itenary of the night:

1. Install patches
2. Reboot
3. Install upgrades
4. Migrate data
5. Play games in the office while awaiting completion
6. Reboot
7. Testing

The highlight of the evening is off course, the action packed reboots. These events are filled with fear, anxiety, excitement and pure unadulterated joy.

Fear & Anxiety, this happens after clicking the reboot button, and praying that the server comes back to me

Excitement & Pure Unadulterated Joy, well, this feeling overwhelms me when i do see the server login screen. Hallelujah! Whenever there is a successful server reboot, we adorn network cables of different colour, turn off the lights, and dance around an overlit monitor. Then we all chant in geek terminology, "Kernel Ram Gates Mouse Skywalker my Lightsaber Framework" Thats my favourite, because i have absolutely no idea what it means. I think its encoded.

Who ever said being a systems administrator is a boring job? Well, even if they did, and it were true, i'd just have to be content with Eva Mendes for company...

I long for a Star Wars movie

2006-06-02T12:48:00.000+08:00

As i sat on the toilet bowl, straining to be as stealthty as possible, so as not to shock other "visitors " by loud plomping sounds, i was strangely remind of the 20th Century Fox introduction logo scene to their movies.

yay!

You know that intro, that music ... "tah ta da... da da da da da da dah da dahhhhh......." If i was really a good blogger, i'd find that music clip and put a link here for you to listen. But i think you know it by heart already. Who doesnt right?

Whenever i see that intro clip, i always think i'm gonna be watching a Star Wars movie. For a split second, my heart skips in anticipation, but then my brain kicks in and reminds me Star Wars is dead.

*sigh*

Guess the closest i'm gonna get is to read the books. Not that i mind though, i love reading Star Wars books. The best is still Timothy Zahn's Thrawn Trilogy. I'm not an expert at reviewing books, but i think Zahn's style is extremely easy to read, and you never feel lost. An ignorant fool who thinks Star Wars is some Nasa breakfast cereal, would enjoy reading his works.

The longer i sat, in total stealth mode, it occurred to me, that the Star Wars universe is largely untapped, from a cinema point of view. Sure, hundreds of books and comics have been written, about stories that were hundreds of years before Vader's time, and stories that were hundreds of years after that time period. But cinema wise, we've only been shown what happens during a particularly short period of time.

Wouldnt it be great if we were to be shown a completely new set of hero's and heroines to worship? For example, we could fast forward into the future, where Han and Leia had married, and had 3 kids:

1. Jaina & Jacen (twins)
2. Anakin (yes, they name the kid after ol'Darthy)

By the way, i aint making this stuff up, its in the Star Wars books. Go read, NOW. Its quite fun.

Speaking of which, i came across a site which is solely dedicated to all things about Princess Leia's metal bikini, which was worn in "Return Of The Jedi". Weird, but strangely arousing. One can even purchase your own bikini set.

girls, if you wanna look sexy AND angry, wear a metal bikini

My favourite Star Wars character? Han Solo.

Well, if they ever do make another Star Wars movie, i hope the actors don't upgrade themselves into over-actors. Just have fun and enjoy the moment. Script writers, please try to be creative and not kill the actors careers with boring lines. Directors, gosh, try not to make the movie so uptight, like it was going to let loose a huge universe splitting Force Fart.

Star Wars is supposed to be fun.

X-Men 3 was a waste of RM10

2006-05-31T09:46:00.001+08:00

I should have just gone to see some friends and talked crap. It would have been a much better way to spend RM10.

*sigh*

This movie is in no way as good as the previous two. The only things which i liked about the movie:

1. The Phoenix
2. Iceman whooping Pyro's ass.
3. The Juggernaut
4. Kitty

Some of the things in the movie seemed pointless, and out of place. Seemed like certain characters got put in there just for the sake of it. Like Angel. I can think of a million things i could do with his character, but his character didnt do much. Same goes for Rogue. Even Mystique was un-Mystique like. And Mystique seemed fat.

goodness, mystique, you need to shed few pounds.

And the best part of the movie was the ending. Not that the ending was damned great, but because for a movie that was named "The Last Stand", it still leaves open the opportunity to make "The Real Last Stand after the Previous Stand" and save this whole franschise.

The movie tries to shock audiences with some pretty insanely shocking plot twists, like killing 2 major X-Men. I'll give them some points for that, but even so, their deaths looked tame, and rushed. Even the music didnt help. The soundtrack's gotta suck.

The only worthwhile scene featuring Warren Worthingthon

Overall, i'd say the movie tries to do too much, and too fast. Extremely dissapointing. Bryan Singer! Please come back, direct X-Men 4 and save us all! We've had enough of Kryptonians flying around in red underwear!

Wanna prove that you're not an idiot?

2006-05-30T16:49:00.000+08:00

1. Are you terribly bored?
2. Is your work or studies really idiotifying you?
3. Do you seek inner peace and a big dick (or boobs, if u're a girl)?
4. George Bush is an idiot.
5. Regardless of if you agree or disagree with the previous statements, just dont even think about being a wise ass. (?)

Do this world a humongous favour, and proceed on to this website.

Love your mistakes

2006-05-30T09:59:00.000+08:00

Was doing some brief reading, and came across this article "How Successful People Remain Successful".

Thought it was a interesting topic for an article, but alas, it is only to trick you into reading an interview between the authors (Mark Thompson and Stewart Emery) on their latest book, Success Built to Last. Dirty Bastards!

In short, this book is a follow up to another book called Built To Last, which is about visionary companies that became extraordinary, and what is was that made them extraordinary. Sounds interesting, i'd certainly like to know what made these companies and their CEO's tick.

A few things grabbed my attention from this article, and really made sense. One of them was:

"We learned that whether you are Jack Welch or the Dalai Lama, it is dangerous not to do what you love. If you don’t have a level of passion that drives your thinking about what you’re doing day in and day out, there will be others out there who are passionate who will overtake and outrun you. People who care will take the initiative away from those who are half-hearted. So loving what you do is a competitive imperative, not simply a nice thing to have."

But on average, how many of us are truly doing what we love? Whether it be making money (be a loan shark) or making love (be a porn star), how many of us have tried to do what we love? Even i can't make this claim, that my profession is actually what i love doing. Though, strangely, i'm starting to love my work more and more. Its sorta like an arranged marriage, not love at first sight. Hopefully my boss keeps "bribing" me more often, to keep me in love with the company.

The other thing that got my whiskers twitching was :

Some people have enormous setbacks in their lives, or they make mistakes, but you have to learnt from your mistakes. As Quincy Jones, the musician, asked us, when was the last time you actually did that? When did you take the lessons from a setback and put them to use? These people were very consistent about looking to success and failure as feedback.

Damn true. We always talked about how we'll learn from our mistakes bla bla bla yada yada yada. But has it been all talk? On a personal level. I'd say its 50/50. I don't think i've really learnt from my mistakes. For starters, i know i still indulge in a little porn once in a while. (Stop gasping for air! I'm not the awesomely macho and goodlooking angel that i seem to be! I'm just awesomely macho and goodlooking.) Though not all of you out there may agree that it is a mistake, i think its a mistake for me. Not in a religious sense, but it just feels that way.

There was this one scene in "Scent of a Woman", where Al Pacino's character says something along the lines, "Everyone knows without question, the difference between right and wrong". Might be just a 'croc of shit', but when Al Pacino says it, it must be true!

Well, i guess i've still got time to learn. Afterall, youth is for the young, to make mistakes and learn from it.

I love looking at my desktop

2006-05-26T10:18:00.000+08:00

I got the background shot from Deviantart. Clik here to go directly to this picture's page. This picture makes me wish i was right there at that point in time, its so damned beautiful, in a morbid way.

Apparently, its a place where people come to commit suicide.

Damn this "error 10038"!

2006-05-25T13:48:00.000+08:00

You know whats worse than coming to work and actually doing it?

Its coming to work, and then doing work, and then fucked up things happen simultaneously while the sales department is bitching on the phone and on our corporate instant messenger....and then we have our ever 'loveable and cheerful' customers who insist on calling both sales and my technical department to rant and bitch. I know, what fun eh...

*sigh* damn this error 10038

After all the normal troubleshooting steps failed, why didnt i just check the damn smtp LOGS! urgh! The problem could have been solved in about 3 minutes with a simple server restart. On the bright side, the down time wasnt that long, about an hour plus. Trust me, compared to some of the other major downtime's we've had before in our glorious past, 1 hour is nice and sweet...

Layeth the Smacketh!

I swear, i really wanna smack up the person that created this idea of "work". Why couldnt he just instead, create something brilliant where work involves 'whatever the frack we wanna do'. Isnt that just brilliant? Im sure you agree...

Thinking is Tiring

2006-05-25T10:08:00.000+08:00

Thinking is bad!

I realised last night how exhausting thinking can be. Was thinking about something that was close to my heart since afternoon, during work, all the way home until i was under the shower.

Ok fine, so all that thinking was actually more like worrying. I hate worrying and thinking and frowning. I can feel my lifespan shortening about 5 years after all that worrying.

It sucks feeling that way... i'd rather be ignorant and blissful. Gosh, i've got some serious issues i need to sort out.

Crunch time

Did my daily 50 crunches this morning. Belly still looks floppy. Haha. I always say, "too much of a good thing is bad for you". Now i'm eating my own words. In my case, the 'good thing' was weekly overdoses of beer and liquor and 'Fat Man Steamboat'. Gotta love that fat man's steamboat. Nothing like standing by the side of road and gorging oneself on food while gasping in the foul toxic gasses of passing by cars.

Busy Bee

2006-05-24T10:11:00.000+08:00

Woes of the Toe

As the titled of this post has clearly emphasized, i've been a busy bee of late. Haven't had the time to blog properly. Though, i havent been extremely motivated to blog of late. The only thing i can think of thats blog-worth is the story of how my toe nail fell off. I even took pictures of toe nail in its full disgusting glory to parade to the world.

Alas, my sony phone camera is of the 'shitty' type of quality. The toe nail looked like a rotting piece of cake in the picture.

arent you happy that i dont have a 5.0 megapixel camera?

anyone care for some moldy toe-nail cake?

Even bees need to be paid

We've just received orders from the Fuhrer (my boss) to come up with personal organizational goals for the next 6 to 12 months. At the moment, i've managed to come up with 1 brilliant goal:

1. Make more money

But that's probably everybody's personal organization goal anyway. And you know what else, there's probably some fine print somewhere that says "Making more money" is not an allowed or acceptable personal organizational goal.

They would probably give me a trophy and a discount voucher if i changed it to:

1. Make more money....for the company.

Euphoric Sadness

2006-05-18T08:29:00.000+08:00

Pendidikan 'Common Sense'

The referee ruined the Champions League final. Fucking stinker. Up till the 18th minute, it was the final everyone wanted it to me. 2 really attacking teams playing good football.

Sure, those on the side of the referee will say that by the letter of the law, sending off Lehmann was absolutely 100% correct. I agree.

However, sometimes, even the law can be "bent" in certain situations to serve a greater good. For example, your loved one is dying on his deathbed, in a hospital, and in your hastiness to reach him/her, you beat a few traffic lights. Now, any police officer, who upon hearing your reason for breaking the law, would be daft to issue you a summons. What the police officer should and would probably do is, shove the summons up some monkeys ass, and escort you at full speed to the hospital. You see, fracking common sense!

So, what the referee should have done, is let play go on, because even though Lehmann brough Etoo down, Etoo managed to pass the ball to Guily to score. Now, if Barcelona hadn't won last night, we wouldnt have heard the end of it. Come on ref, you've got a brain, you've proved that it exists by your ability to consistently blow a whistle. If you ever referee another final in your career, i hope you do it with more commom sense. Let the game flow. Let it be 11 vs 11. You've ruined what could have been a great game, instead of a lopsided tactical game.

Death for Self Defence? Brilliant!

Women of the world, take heed. If ye should ever need to defend yourself against some looney with a hardon for you, DONT DO IT IN IRAN FOR GOODNESS SAKE.

If you don't bring witnesses to see you defending yourself from being raped, you might as well just lay there and enjoy it. Either way, its either the looney bin that rapes you, or the government of Iran rapes you. Read the full story here, and please, sign the petition here.

Makes you wonder doesnt it, why an archaic law like this hasnt been changed yet? This dumbass law protects the rapists more than the victim. Also, if i'm not mistaken, we are living in the year 2006 right? not 1870? *cue for twilight zone theme song*

If the people of Islam really wanna do themselves a favour, they can start by NOT protecting all their horny serial rapists men. And geez, whats with this fascination about hating dogs.

DISCLAIMER: i've generalized greatly, so don't take offence if you're offended. However, if you insist on being offended, then perhaps you need to take that summons outta that monkeys ass and shove it up yours. Perhaps it will numb the pain of being offended. Cheerios!

Another weekend passes..

2006-05-08T01:28:00.000+08:00

Been a pretty slow weekend. Was kinda sick since Friday, which was the reason for the slowness. I surprised myself actually. It usually takes me a at least 3-4 days to get over a sore throat and/or fever. But this time, i got it sorted in bout 2 days. The secret is to have a whole pack of "fisherman friend's" and drinking a shit load of hot/warm water.

Got some pretty depressing news from Gopi, that a good friend of ours was in some deep shit. Nothing much we can do for him. But i was sick to the stomach, wondering if i, or we had failed him as friends. I hope he stops wasting his life away...

1.27 am now. Just finished up the last bits of a report, and sent it in to my boss. Work's getting complicated thesedays. Paperwork and shit. Frack. Sometimes i think i should just sell burgers. The only paper work involved is wrapping the damned burgers with papery stuff.

Played 2 friggin hours of futsal earlier in rio. I know, 2 hours is crazy..but its not so crazy when we had 3 teams. So basically it was a good ol game of 'winner stay'. Good fun. Scored a goal. Played keeper for most of games, because no one else wanted to, and i think im getting pretty decent at it. I think it was during my teams 2nd game, i asked someone else to take over keeper, and proceeded to run like a rabies infested dog all over the court. Fucking hell, was so damn exhausted after that 10 min game that i literally couldnt speak. All i could do was sit down, wipe the sweat that was flowing at insane speeds, and gulp water at superhuman speeds. But it was worth it. There pure unadulterated fun of chasing a rubber ball. You girls will never understand.

My hair is wet. So damned lazy to dry it off. I'd rather sit on my chair, rest my hair on top and let the fan dry it off.

I find myself thinking of a sea cucumbers all day long thesedays....

holy frack. i just drew something in 3D!

2006-04-28T14:38:00.000+08:00

Thanks to those wonderful people at Google, i have just managed to create something in 3D. Its supposed to be a really crappy looking futsal arena.

It took me 10 minutes to do that. Say it with me. "Holy Frack!"

On the downside, i couldnt find any way to export the format to standard JPEG's or GIF's. You can only save it in their program format, hence i had to do a print screen to show you my crappy design.

One of the interesting features, is that you can upload your creation into Google Earth, or something like that. I havent tried it out myself, but its an interesting concept. You could upload your own home into Google Earth!

By now you're wondering how to get your hands on this baby, just head over to http://sketchup.google.com. Oh yah, its FREE.

Why is Malaysia demolishing Indian Temples?

2006-04-27T17:05:00.000+08:00

You can imagine my shock when i read about this Indian temple in KL that had been demolished. Not only that, the bulldozers came while people were still praying inside, got everyone out, then started their demolition derby while the people watched and cried and tried to stop all of it.

As i was searching the net regarding this, and was shocked to discover more cases of this, and many blogs and sites about this, and as of this moment, i havent found any Malaysian newspaper sites that have articles about this issue. How 'NOT' suprising...

1. From ducky's blog:

"this one of the idiotcy of this country that i cannot understand. historical buildings that promote british colonial style will be demolish and be replace by sub-standard building of no historical value. its surprising they didnt tear down that temple when they built mid valley, its somehow still there, and very oddly place. my guess its days are numbered as well."

2. From sandeeps blog:

"The papers have carried the news faithfully but no outraged voices have been raised as expected. Good for Malaysia which is fast on the route to becoming another Pakistan or Saudi Arabia, the land of the “pure” that can’t stand diversity"

3. From usj.com.my , about a temple in Section 11, Shah Alam that was to be demolished yesterday

Apparently, in this case, there was a huge outcry, massive petitions and stuff by the indian community. And MIC did shit. How 'NOT' suprising as well. Also, there was a notice sent, by the local council, announcing that they were gonna demolish it. Suprise surpise, after a few days, the local council totally denies it was going to demolish the temple, saying it was a misunderstanding and that they just wanted to demolish the perimeter concrete wall that was erected without proper approval.

Yea, right, if that is what they wanted to do, they could have easily have stated it in the notice. People are not dumb.

4. Here's a link to policwatchmalaysia:

Its actually, a copy of a formal complaint letter sent to our prime minister about the demolishment of the SRI AYANAR SATHISHWARY ALAYAM temple. Not sure when this happened.

5. From Bolehtak blog:

"In a nation that’s supposed to be an example of multi-racial & multi-religious tolerance and moderation, as frequently self-acclaimed by our ministers, and one just coming up to its 50th anniversary of independence, one would have thought a 100-year of Hindu temple in our country would have merited national heritage listing. Instead it was demolished against the cries of appeals by Hindu devotees."

6. Here's the Malaysiakini article (you need to be registered to view it).

7. From KTemoc's blog:

"About 3 weeks ago, 40 DBKL personnel went to the temple armed with rotans and smashed up the temple deities. After digging a hole to dump the destroyed images into, they buried the whole lot. The Hindu devotees have all been distressed and complained of the insulting action against their faith. They also noted that jewellery belonging to the temple had gone missing.

It's one thing to demolish a building whether it's a temple or some other shelter, but it's another to deliberately smash icons of worship with rotans. Such deliberate violent behaviour bespeaks an attitude of religious intolerance and racial hatred. That action had exceeded all bounds of decency and should be resoundingly condemned."

8. An article on Outlookindia.com

A friend who is active in Keadilan, told my bro, that it better for us to leave the country. Things arent improving. I'm sick to the core. I think my friend is right.

Friendster Profile Customizer!

2006-04-27T13:18:00.000+08:00

I found this very good (and free) site that simplifies the process of customizing the friendster profile. Check it out.

http://www.cubancouncil.com/friendster/

This is a screen shot of my profile. It aint fancy, but its not yer regular standard of the mill either. Its way better than yours for sure. It was way better than yours the moment i uploaded my pictures into my profile. Muahahaha.

Finally, a relevant newspaper article!

2006-04-27T10:54:00.000+08:00

Read a damned good article in todays Star newspaper. It was basically about the education system and youths in Malaysia. The author is one Dr. Azmi Sharom.

I think the highlight of his article are these 2 paragraphs:

"And here lies the unfairness of the whole situation. Our Constitution gives us certain fundamental liberties, and laws exist in huge numbers to make sure that the practice of those liberties is tightly controlled. Yet, for our students, they are subject to an extra restriction.

Oh the irony – for at the height of their strength and vigour, in a place where the mind is supposed to explore all sorts of new ideas, the door to their personal and intellectual development is slammed shut. "

Half time report.

2006-04-26T23:49:00.000+08:00

It could be half time. In another 26 years time i could be 6 feet under, or fish food. I think i'd rather be fish food. Save space for our cramped up world. We need more condominiums for evolved wasted sperms to stay and breed more wasted sperm.

Its already been 6 years into the new millenium. Strange. Things still to be as fucked up as ever. Perhaps even worse. They re-elected Bush Jr. Malaysia wants to send people to the moon. And i hear there's a fly-over being built somewhere in Sri Petaling thats 5 feet away from a house.

Yeap, tis deffinately worse.

Enough about my ramblings cum preachings aka bitching about humanity. Not like i'm a great humanist myself, else i'd actually be helping someone's soul. I'm so lazy to do charity, although i really want to do it. I'm either a a mind fucked nut job or just like everyone else.

I hope Barcelona win tonight. An Arsenal v Barcelona game would be mouth watering.

Sleepy now. Bed calls to me. Pillows are talking to me , "Come and sleep you fucking slut". I am their bitch.

Just a phase

2006-04-20T23:22:00.000+08:00

Why do i blog? I have to force myself to write this. Geez. Think i'm getting bored of this.

Strange, now that i've started typing, i can't stop. Lets see. Damn i wish i had a Mazda 6. Then i could start my own Mazda club. Me, my Mazda 6 and my Mazda 626.

I'm looking forward to my weekend. Gonna be treating myself to 'sea cucumbers'. Ok, maybe just one.

Malaysia: The wish list

2006-04-16T12:20:00.000+08:00

Yet another post where im gonna bitch and moan about the state of my country, but all the while, still enjoying its full pleasures and benefits. Wait, what am i getting so up tight about? Don't i sound just like every other Malaysian? Yea, Malaysia Boleh!

1. Rock Concerts!
For goodsake, can we start have proper concerts by artists who arent past their prime eg Scorpions, Deep Purple? Geez, the only band of any worth that came down was Incubus. I am so privileged to say that i went for that one. What a blast! Now, if only they could bring in the likes of Pearl Jam, Radiohead, Tool, just to name a few...

2. Reasonably Priced Cars (Fuck Proton!!)
Proton. Hmph. Just another way the country fucks us in the ass and expects us to smile and say thank you. Doesnt anyone else find it insulting that the cars exported are of higher quality than the local ones? And because of Proton, every other car's prices is jacked up. *sigh* I want my Mazda 6.

3. Clubs that close at 5am
Recently, clubs in PJ have been forced to start closing at 1am. Its either that, or the clubs themselves get closed for good. KL clubs close pretty much at 3am. Sometimes, i just need more time to parade my retarded dancing skills.

4. Nationwide Recycling (and better garbage trucks)
I was quite impressed to hear that in Germany, they dont have 1 thrash can, but 3!! Each to seperate recycable products. And the garbage trucks pick it up everyday, the people dont have to go to recycling centers. Now thats what you call responsibility to the environment. Oh, and can someone please tell our damned garbage trucks to stop compressing the garbage in the middle of our streets and letting the foul smelling liquids spill out and ...well..just foul up the whole place! Frackers.

5. More Star Trek
Yes, this country needs to learn more from the likes of Picard and Spock. These enlightened heroes have much to offer this backwards thinking country. An existence where the humanity isnt driven by material wealth, but by the urge to explore, and learn..to seek out new life and new civilisations, and to boldly go where no man has gone before. Sorry, i couldnt resist.
You know, i just realised last night (wine and whisky makes me think more), that we can have about a million laws in place, but these laws will be simply words in a book unless we have a society that is willing to respects its laws. By society, i mean the public, as well as the people in governments. We're simply too backwards thinking.

Prepare for a shocking future

2006-04-05T11:37:00.000+08:00

"You wake up, turn on the TV and you're greeted by your personal agent, who says, "Good morning; you're flying to Boston this morning, and it's raining, so take a raincoat." As you approach the airport, your agent whispers into your holographic ear bud, telling you exactly where to find a parking space at the airport parking garage. You go to the gym. Your agent asks what you'd like to watch on television, sets the channel and monitors your workout. Your agent monitors your caloric intake throughout the day via wireless microsensors."

Read the entire article here.

The article is actually a collection of thoughts from 5 leading futurists (no, they dont all look like Doc Brown), and their thoughts of how the future is going to be shaped by nano-technology. Its actually quite an interesting and exciting read, because it could all be happening within the next 10 - 20 years.

a vision of the future perhaps?

As it is, we are making breakthroughs in quantum computing that have the potential to revolutionize computing. Feel like bamboozling your brains with some serious knowledge? Check out wikipedia's section on Quantum Computers. A word of caution to the un-interested, this article is capable of causing instantaneous snoring spasms.

nanotechnology gone wild? or just gay sex, in the future?

(Yes, i've managed to include the word 'sex' in a post thats extremely geeky. Where's my chapati?)

Ninja Monkeys

2006-04-01T15:00:00.000+08:00

Ok, the title is somewhat misleading. I actually saw this vid on spiked humor a long time ago, and it was frackin amazing. I wish i could do some of this stuff. I could be a super hero! haha!

Chelsea be warned: Arsenal is back!

2006-03-29T12:33:00.000+08:00

I was NOT surprised in the least to learn this morning that Arsenal had beaten the old lady of Italian Football, Juventus 2-0.

Based upon the way Arsenal has been playing of late, i'd say they're back to their best. The swagger and style which was synonymous with Arsene Wenger's Arsenal is back. Perhaps this season hasn't been the best for them, but i can't help but think about next season. They will deffinately be a force to be reckoned with.

Though i am a Liverpool fan to the core, i love to watch Arsenal play. Anyone who claims to be a football fan and not love to watch them play like this is obviously a fucking lying poser.

Henry. Men wished they could play football like him.
Women wish they could just play with him.

For the sake of football, i'd love to see an Arsenal v Barcelona Champions League final. Watching Thierry Henry and Ronaldinho go toe to toe would make for a dream final.

Barca must be kicking themselves for letting him ago.
Imagine Messi and Cesc in an already star studded Barca team.

And what about this young boy, Cesc Fabregas. And to think he's only 18 years old. Not too long ago he seemed quite lightweight. Coming to think of it, he still does, but he has deffinately toughened up a lot. He rides tackles much better, and makes his fair share. Arsenal must be drooling at the prospect of a matured 25 year old Cesc. Could he eventually be better than our own all round midfield dynamo captain marvel 'im-running-out-of -words-to-describe-him' Steven Gerrard?

I can't wait for next season. Both Arsenal and Man Yoo are back in their stride. Lets not even talk about the form of Liverpool under General Benitez.

Watch out Chelski's, next season wont be such a walk in the park.

A glimpse..

2006-03-28T13:33:00.000+08:00

Anyone wanna see the place from which i will conquer the world? Yes, the place where i will beat all other rats down and win the eternal rat race and retire a rich fat balding bulging old rat man! Muahahah! Prepare to be amazed by its allmighty.........

...averageness.

company secrets exposed! Oh shittyly shit!

Hmm, whats wrong with this picture? The milk, or the fool caught in the reflection?

Shittyly

2006-03-28T13:23:00.000+08:00

Dear Blog,

Today started very shittyly. Shittyly. That word should be in the damned dictionary.

Left for work this morning at 8.30am, thinking i'll be EARLY for once, but guess what? I arrived at work at 10.00am!!! Someone out there must have been on to my master plan of arriving early and decided.. "Why not we just screw up his day? Lets crash our car and cause an almighty jam!! OOH!! LETS!"

Fuckers.

And to think, just yesterday i was bragging to my gym coach about how i dont have to get stuck in jams and shit because i work in Cyberjaya. Fuck.

Lesson No.213 of Life: Don't brag about something unless you can predict the future.